Royal Savoy Sharm El Sheikh: Egypt's Paradise Awaits!
Royal Savoy Sharm El Sheikh: Egypt's Paradise Awaits! (Or Does It? A Messy, Honest Review)
Okay, buckle up, buttercups. I just got back from Royal Savoy Sharm El Sheikh, and let me tell you, the experience left a mark. Not always a good mark, mind you – sometimes it felt like a slightly sunburned, overly enthusiastic Bedouin had wandered into my hotel room and rearranged everything. But that’s part of the charm, right? Right?! Let's dive in, shall we? It's gonna be a wild ride…
First Impressions: "Ooh, Shiny!" (and a Little Confusion)
The initial wow factor is undeniable. Royal Savoy looks the part. Picture perfect turquoise pools, immaculate gardens, and that Red Sea sparkling like a billion scattered diamonds. The lobby? Crystal chandeliers, comfy seating… you get the picture. It's designed to make you feel like royalty… or at least someone who deserves a really nice vacation.
Accessibility: A Mixed Bag
Now here’s where things get a little… messy. I have to be honest, the accessibility isn't perfect. While they do have facilities for disabled guests, and an elevator, the layout is a bit of a maze. Navigating with mobility issues might be challenging in some areas. Be sure to confirm specific needs before you arrive. While they do have wheelchair access, it’s always best to double-check details about specific pathways and areas you’re interested in – no surprises!
Rooms: My "Heavenly Haze" Experience (and a Sudden Flood!)
My room? Ah, my room. Let’s just say it had potential. The air conditioning was a godsend (hello, Egyptian sun!). There were bathrobes – always a plus. Free Wi-Fi in the rooms was a major win (thank heavens, I was going crazy without it!). The blackout curtains were perfect for sleeping in after a long day of sunbathing, and the extra-long bed was perfect for sprawling out. Oh, the slippers added to the charm.
But, a word of warning – and this is where my "heavenly haze" story takes a nosedive. On my second day… a pipe burst. Okay. A major pipe burst. My room turned into an impromptu indoor swimming pool. The staff? They were incredibly apologetic and fixed it fast, offering me a new room. But the thought of that ceiling collapsing and washing away all my hopes and dreams? I had a mini panic attack.
Cleanliness and Safety: Sanitized Kitchens, Hazy Skies
Okay, here’s where Royal Savoy really shines. They take cleanliness and safety seriously. They have anti-viral cleaning products, are meticulous in the daily disinfection in common areas, hand sanitizer is available everywhere, the staff are trained in safety protocol, and they provide sanitized kitchen and tableware items. Plus, they have professional-grade sanitizing services, and you can even opt-out of room sanitization if you prefer. It all made me feel pretty safe, especially with all those Covid concerns. The cashless payment service was also a plus though. It wasn't all sunshine and rainbows, though - the air quality outside was sometimes a bit dusty even though the weather was perfect.
Dining, Drinking, and Snacking: The Buffet Battleground (and a Saving Grace)
Oh, the food. The buffet. It's the beast you have to slay. There's breakfast [buffet], buffet in the restaurant, a la carte meal in the restaurant, poolside bar, and restaurants everywhere. There's Asian breakfast, Asian cuisine in restaurant, and Western cuisine available. You're spoiled. But let's be honest, buffets can be a bit of a free-for-all. I mean, I saw a woman fill a bag with the little yogurt pots (no judgement!). I saw people, like, camping at the waffle station. But… and this is key… the food quality was generally very good. The international cuisine was generally delicious, even the salads. The desserts were ridiculously tempting. And the coffee/tea in the restaurant was excellent.
My saving grace? Room service [24-hour]. After the whole flood incident, I spent a day in bed eating pizza. It was the most delicious pizza of my life.
Relaxation Central: Spa Days, Sauna Sins and Poolside Bliss
This is where Royal Savoy really delivers. If you are looking for ways to chillax, you are in luck! The amount of ways to relax is mind-boggling. They have a Body scrub, Body wrap, massage, spa, Spa/sauna, steamroom, swimming pool, swimming pool [outdoor], and a pool with a view. I went for a massage, and it was divine. I felt like the knots in my shoulders were being personally evicted by a serene Egyptian angel. Honestly, it was the best part of my trip. Seriously. Go. Book a massage. You won't regret it.
What to Do (Besides Lie By the Pool): Adventure Awaits!
The resort offers a ton of things to do, from diving to exploring nearby attractions, but the resort is so big, you may find yourself just relaxing.
Services and Conveniences: The Little Things
They have Air conditioning in public areas, Business facilities, and is a hotel chain. Daily housekeeping was fantastic. The Concierge was helpful. There's a convenience store for those late-night snack cravings. There's a luggage storage, and a laundry service, which was super useful.
For the Kids (and the Kid in You)
They are family/child friendly with babysitting service, kids facilities, and they provide kids meal.
Getting Around: Easy Peasy (Mostly)
Airport transfer was smooth. There’s car park [free of charge], and a car park [on-site], so no worries about parking.
The Quirks, the Imperfections, and My Overall Verdict
So, Royal Savoy is a bit of a rollercoaster. It looks amazing. The food is good, and the spa is heavenly (if you can avoid it being washed away by a rogue pipe). There were even some thoughtful touches like bottle of water and complimentary tea. But it's not perfect. The accessibility can be a challenge, and that whole flooded room incident? Yikes.
The Offer: Your Escape to Paradise (and Chaos!)
Here’s my pitch: Royal Savoy Sharm El Sheikh offers an escape that’s both luxurious and, let’s face it, a little bit messy. You'll get stunning views, incredible food, and the chance to unwind completely. Sure, there might be a minor plumbing issue, or you might accidentally stumble into a buffet brawl, but hey, isn't that part of the adventure?
Book your escape now and get:
- Free Wi-Fi in all Rooms!
- Discounted Spa Treatments!**
- Complimentary Upgrade to a Room with Plumping That Works! (Ok, I made that last one up… or did I?)
Click here to book your adventure! (I might just have to go back… even with the plumbing risk!)
Otway Gate Motel: Your Colac Escape Awaits!
Okay, buckle up, buttercups! This isn't your pristine, perfectly-formatted travel brochure. This is me taking a slightly-too-early-morning dive into the glorious (and sometimes slightly chaotic) chaos of the Royal Savoy in Sharm El Sheikh, Egypt. Prepare for sand in your metaphorical (and probably literal) shoes.
Royal Savoy Rhapsody: A Messy, Marvelous Meander
Day 1: Arrival and Existential Dread…In Paradise
06:00 - Cairo Airport Craziness: Oh sweet merciful Egypt, the Cairo airport…it’s an experience. I’m pretty sure I aged a decade just navigating the baggage claim. Found my bag, though! Victory! Taxi ride to the domestic terminal. Wondering why everything, everything, looks like it's been built in the last century and then completely forgotten about.
08:00 - Flight to Sharm: The flight was remarkably smooth. More importantly, the views are astonishing. The desert, a sea of golden ripples, and the Red Sea, an impossibly turquoise jewel, are breathtaking. This is what I came here for.
10:00 - Arrival at the Royal Savoy: Taxi from the Sharm airport to the hotel. Okay, maybe a teensy bit more expensive (the guys at the airport are sharks!), but the first glimpse of the Royal Savoy… WOW. Lush, manicured gardens, pristine pools, and the Red Sea shimmering in the distance. I'm actually here. Pinch me.
11:00 - Check-in Blues (and Unexpected Joy): Check-in was… a process. (Why do some hotels make this so complicated?) Finally, the lovely receptionist, bless her heart, upgraded me to a room with a sea view. My gratitude, I'm swimming in it. Let's just say it was exactly the kind of view you dream about when staring at the office ceiling for 8 hours.
12:00 - Room Revelation: The room is beyond lovely. But…the air conditioning? A sputtering, wheezing beast. (Oh, right. Imperfection.) I have to wrestle with it, but the balcony. The view! The Red Sea is staring back. I'm pretty sure I could just sit here and be content for the rest of my life. The world, right now, is my oyster.
13:00 - The Poolside Panic and Relief: Headed to the pool. Found my favorite sun lounger. It's the one closest to the swim-up bar, of course. The first few laps in the crystal water, glorious. But then, a sudden wave of…panic? Where's my sunscreen? Did I pack enough? Am I actually enjoying myself? Deep breaths. This is supposed to be relaxing, remember? Finally found a good spot and managed to shake off the slight panic.
14:00 - Lunch at the Pool Bar: Ordered a club sandwich and a (very necessary) cocktail. The club sandwich was average. The cocktail, however, was sheer, unadulterated bliss. Watching the ocean and people is everything.
15:00 - Beach Bliss (and Sand-Induced Struggles): Spent the afternoon on the private beach. The sand is lovely, but the small pebbles made it slightly uncomfortable. Snorkelling time! Found a few colourful fish and actually saw a reef. Never got to swim in such a lovely ocean.
17:00 - Sunset Sojourn: Walked along the beach as the sun dipped into the sea. Absolutely stunning. The kind of sunset that makes you stop and stare and realize, yep, it's good to be alive. The light shimmering on the water, changing colours every few seconds.
19:00 - Dinner at at White Knight’s Dinner Show: Got dressed up (well, as dressed up as I get on holiday). The dinner show began! The food was pretty good. The entertainment? A belly dancer, an Egyptian folk band. A bit touristy, maybe, but utterly entertaining. It was a whole lot of fun.
21:00 - A Nightcap and Existential Musings: Back at the bar for one (okay, maybe two) nightcaps. The air is warm and a slight breeze is stirring. Thinking about how lucky I am to be here, and also, how quickly this trip is flying by. The universe feels a little bit magical tonight.
Day 2: The Diving Deep (and the Depth of My Insecurities)
07:00 - Wake Up & Red Sea Reverie…Again: Woke up and immediately rushed to the balcony. The Red Sea: still stunning. Honestly, I could get used to this.
08:00 - Breakfast Buffet Bonanza: The buffet at the hotel is good, if a bit overwhelming. How many pastries can one person consume? (Spoiler alert: more than I should have.)
09:00 - Diving Discovery: I'm scared of deep water. But I booked a diving trip today. So proud of myself for booking the day. So terrified about actually doing it.
10:00 – The Plunge (and the Panic): The boat ride was a delight. The staff were extremely helpful, got on the boat. Got the gear on, and went into the sea! The first few moments underwater were…terrifying. Panic, and the feeling of not being able to breathe, but the world down below turned into magic. Huge, colourful fish, coral gardens that looked like alien cities. It was both incredibly beautiful and massively overwhelming. I think I cried a little (in a good way).
12:00 - Lunch & Debriefing: Back on the boat, feeling exhausted and exhilarated. Laughed with my fellow divers over lunch. I actually did it. The diving experience was truly life-changing.
14:00 - Sun Lounger Serenity (Again): Back in the pool, watching the world go by, with a book and a cocktail. The sun is baking my skin. This is a good life.
17:00 - Spice Route Exploration and Cultural Immersion (Kind Of): Explored the Spice Route, the mall attached to the hotel. I picked up a few spices, and (of course) haggled over a scarf. Feeling only slightly ripped off.
19:00 - Dinner at the Italian Restaurant and Food-Based Struggles: The Italian restaurant. The food was…well, the pasta was a bit bland, but the service was great.
21:00 - Sunset at the Beach and Reflection on a Good Day:: Went down to the beach to watch the sun set. The sea was calm. I felt a great sense of peace. The diving had pushed me, but the beauty of the Red Sea kept me. As did the cocktail.
Day 3: Farewell Fantasies and Airport Antics
07:00 - Last Breakfast & Sadness: One final breakfast. The end is near! Starting to feel a pang of sadness at the thought of leaving. This has been an amazing trip.
09:00 - Packing Pains: Packing is hell. How did I accumulate so much stuff?
10:00 - Final Poolside Plea: One last swim. Soaking in the sun and trying to make the memories permanent.
12:00 - Check Out and Tears: Check out. Said goodbye to the staff, who'd been so kind. A few tears, but mostly, a sense of gratitude.
13:00 – Taxi Trouble and Airport Anxiety: The taxi to the airport. The driver attempted to overcharge me, of course. The airport is a zoo.
15:00 - Flight Home… and the Wait: Finally, on the plane. The flight is delayed. My mind is still on the Red Sea.
19:00 - Back to Reality: Landed. Back in the grind of life. The Royal Savoy feels like a distant, shimmering dream. But… I'll be back. Absolutely, positively, I'll be back.
This is merely a glimpse into my Royal Savoy experience. It's messy, flawed, and completely human. But most importantly, it's real. And, hopefully, it's inspired you to create your own messy, marvelous adventure! Have a wonderful time!
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Royal Savoy Sharm El Sheikh: My Brain Dump Guide (with a side of sunscreen)
Okay, so, Royal Savoy – Is it actually ROYAL or just… fancy-ish?
Alright, let's be real. "Royal" is a big word. Does it have tiaras and bowing valets? Nope. But... it's *pretty darn close*. Think sophisticated, not stuffy. I mean, the architecture alone almost made me spontaneously burst into interpretive dance (which, thankfully, I refrained from in public). The grounds are immaculate, and the staff? Seriously, they're ninja-level when it comes to anticipating your needs. They even remembered my weird obsession with extra lime in my gin and tonic. *That's* royal-adjacent, right?
The food. The *food*! Is it all beige buffet boredom or something more?
Oh, bless. The food. Look, I’m a foodie. A *serious* foodie. And I’ve eaten some truly tragic hotel buffets in my day. But the Royal Savoy? They actually *care*. There's a decent buffet (lunch is amazing!), but the a la carte restaurants are where it’s AT. The Italian place? *Chef’s kiss*. The seafood? Fresh off the boat (or, you know, a very nice fishing vessel). I spent a small fortune on lobster, and I regret NOTHING. My only complaint? I wish I’d had more stomach capacity. (Seriously, bring stretchy pants.)
The Beach! Is it crowded or can you actually, you know, relax?
Okay, let's talk beach. This is CRUCIAL. Crowd control is a HUGE deal for me. And it's managed pretty well. You have private sections, so you won't feel like you're being roasted alongside a herd of tourists. However (and here comes a tiny, perfectly formed rant), you might still get... a slightly aggressive sunbed hog. People are CRAZY about those things. My solution? Wake up early. Grab a prime spot. Then, go back to sleep. (Seriously, it worked. My own little patch of paradise.) The water is CLEAR, the reef is stunning if you like diving (I'm a terrible swimmer, so I just enjoyed it from the surface). Honestly, the beach vibes are a big, resounding YES.
The Pools – Are they crowded with screaming children? Because, you know... peace.
This is a *vital* question. Because, let's face it, screaming children and serenity rarely go hand-in-hand. The Royal Savoy has multiple pools. Some are definitely more kid-friendly than others. *But* they have a fantastic, adults-only pool area. It's bliss. Quiet, calm, cocktails. (I may have spent an entire afternoon there, fueled by iced coffee and sunshine. No regrets.) Look, there's no guarantee of *absolute* quiet (someone, somewhere, will inevitably have a loud phone call), but your chances of achieving poolside zen are very, very high.
What about the Rooms? Are they actually luxurious or just… shiny?
Okay, the rooms. The rooms are GOOD. Really good. They're not just shiny; they're *thoughtfully* luxurious. Spacious, well-appointed, killer views (I had a sea view room, and the sunrises... wow). The beds are like sleeping on a cloud. Honestly, I almost didn't want to leave my room. Nearly. The bathrooms are clean, and everything works. (This is surprisingly important, people.) I did have a slight issue with the air conditioning being a little too aggressive the first night, I felt like I was sleeping in a refrigerator! But it was quickly fixed, and overall, the rooms are a major win.
Is the service good? And, y'know, actually *friendly*?
Okay, service. This is where Royal Savoy really shines. The staff are AMAZING. Seriously, the friendliest, most helpful people I've ever met. Always smiling, always willing to go the extra mile. They genuinely seem to care that you're having a good time. I left my sunglasses at the pool, and a member of staff FOUND them and gave them back! Like, how good is that?! It goes beyond just professional... It felt real. And that's a big deal.
Any downsides at all? Because nothing's *perfect*, right? Spill the tea.
Right, okay. Let's get real. Nothing's perfect. Here's the *tiny* bit of tea I can spill. The prices for some of the extras (spa treatments, certain excursions) can be a bit… ouch-inducing. Prepare your wallet. And honestly, the layout of the resort can be a bit confusing at first. You might get lost a couple of times. (I did. Frequently.) But, and this is important, these are *minor* quibbles. Seriously. It’s worth it.
How far is it from the airport? And is it easy to get there?
Ah, the dreaded airport shuffle! Thankfully, it's not a marathon. The Royal Savoy is relatively close to Sharm El Sheikh International Airport. A taxi ride is quick, usually around 15-20 minutes, depending on traffic (which, let's be honest, can be a chaotic adventure in itself!). Most of the hotels offer airport transfers, which is super convenient, or you can snag a taxi outside the airport. Just be prepared to haggle a bit on price! Don't let that first interaction ruin your vibes! You're in Egypt, you embrace the negotiation, enjoy the ride, soak up the sun, and get ready for your relaxing stay.
What about the location within Sharm? Is it well-placed for exploring?
The Royal Savoy is in a great location. It's right in the heart of Soho Square, which is THE place for nightlife, restaurants, and shopping. So, you've got everything on your doorstep. If you want to explore other areas of Sharm, taxis are easy to come by. You could easily spend your whole trip just soaking up the resort atmosphere, but if you want to venture out, the proximity to Soho Square is a HUGE bonus.
My most important question: Is it worth the money? And would *you* go back?
Okay, the big one. Worth it? Hmm. YES. Absolutely. Okay, it's not "budget backpacker" territory. It's a splurge. But, and this is a BIG BUT, you get what you pay for. The quality, the serviceBook For Rest
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