Escape to Paradise: Andavis Hotel, Kos Island Awaits!
Escape to Paradise: Andavis Hotel, Kos Island Awaits! - A Messy, Honest, and Ultimately Thrilled Review
Alright, buckle up buttercups, because I'm about to spill the (deliciously Greek-infused) tea on the Andavis Hotel in Kos Island. This isn't your typical, sterile hotel review. This is real. I'm talking warts, whispers of glory, and the slightly sunburned truth. Expect rambles, tangents, and maybe a tear or two (of joy… maybe).
First Impressions & Accessibility (or lack thereof… let's be real):
Okay, let's be crystal clear: Accessibility at the Andavis is… a work in progress. The hotel tries, bless its heart. The elevator is a godsend, I'll give them that. They do offer facilities for disabled guests, which is a good start. But, and it's a big BUT, navigating the grounds in a wheelchair might require some serious arm strength (and a sense of adventure). The paths aren't exactly paved with roses (or accessibility). So, please, contact the hotel directly and be honest about your needs. Don't assume. Get the nitty gritty.
On-site Accessible Restaurants / Lounges: Hmm. This one's tricky. Gotta say, I didn't personally scope this out thoroughly. My priority? The POOL. WITH. A. VIEW. (More on that later. Oh, that view!). But it’s worth a call and asking, “Hey, is the buffet navigable?"
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Internet & Staying Connected (Because, Sadly, Adulting):
Alright, let’s talk Wi-Fi. Because let's face it, we’re all glued to our phones. Free Wi-Fi in all rooms? YES! Hallelujah! I could Instagram my sunset-soaked escapades without a hitch. Internet access itself was generally good, the Wi-Fi in public areas was solid, and the Internet [LAN] option exists if you're really old school. I’m talking dial-up, people. Just kidding. Kind of.
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Things to Do & Ways to Relax (The Good Stuff!):
Okay, this is where the Andavis REALLY shines. This is where I just might start weeping with happiness. GET READY, because this is where I lost it.
First, THE POOL. WITH. A. VIEW. Seriously, I spent approximately 87% of my waking hours in that pool. Floating, gazing at the azure sea, sipping a questionable (but refreshing) cocktail from the Poolside bar. The sheer JOY of it! That view! It's life-affirming folks, truly. I even considered just moving in and becoming part of the furniture.
Then, there's the Spa! The Sauna, Steamroom, the whole shebang. I indulged in a Body scrub that left me feeling like a newborn cherub. They have a gym/fitness center (I peeked in, then promptly went back to the pool), and a Massage, which nearly rendered me speechless. I will forever be chasing those therapists and begging them to tell me their secrets.
(An Ode to a Massage):
Picture this: I'm lying on the massage table, tense from travel and, let’s be honest, the anxieties of modern life. The masseuse, a quiet, graceful woman with hands of pure magic, begins to work on my tired muscles. The scent of essential oils fills the air. My shoulders, which haven't relaxed in YEARS, begin to melt. And then… it happens. A near-silent sigh escapes my lips. It wasn't a moan.. it was a release, a cathartic expulsion of everything I held inside. I felt myself becoming… weightless. That massage? Worth the entire trip.
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Dining, Drinking, and Snacking (Food, Glorious Food!):
Alright, sustenance! Let's face it, are you even on vacation if you're not stuffing your face? The Breakfast [buffet] was a winner. Western breakfast, Asian breakfast … they catered to everything. You could get fresh fruit every morning and drink coffee in restaurant. The coffee wasn't the BEST, but the atmosphere, the sunlight, the sheer possibility of the day made it perfect. They had a Restaurant with both A la carte and Buffet options. The international cuisine was well-represented. I tried a few things. They had soup in restaurant, salad in restaurant, and even a Vegetarian restaurant, much to my surprise!
Anecdote Time!
One evening, after a day of excessive sun and pool time, I stumbled into the Snack bar absolutely ravenous. I ordered a plate of something that, in a moment of weakness, I'm going to say had "pasta salad" and "fried, breaded something" (was it chicken? fish? I'm still not sure). BUT. It hit the spot. That slightly greasy, unapologetic plate of carbs was pure bliss. Don't judge me! We've all been there.
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Cleanliness and Safety (Post-COVID Edition):
Okay, important. I'm a bit of a germaphobe, so I paid CLOSE attention to this. The Andavis has clearly taken hygiene seriously. They have Hand sanitizer everywhere, Daily disinfection in common areas, and staff trained in safety protocol. Rooms sanitized between stays? Check. They even had anti-viral cleaning products, which put my mind at ease. They've got your back, people!
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Services and Conveniences (The Perks!):
The hotel comes with your standard amenities: Air conditioning, Daily housekeeping, Concierge, Concierge, Dry cleaning AND, a Convenience store. I used those A/C and housekeeping every day.
Also, a big shout-out to the luggage storage – saved my life on departure day!
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Available in all rooms:
This is a list of what you can expect in your room, and is mostly what you would expect. But, for a lot of us, it is the little things. I love the additional toilet, and the extra long bed. I like that you can easily control your own air conditioning. Having bathrobes, I mean, who doesn't want to lounge in a bathrobe? The desk is great, along with the coffee/tea maker. I like that there is a desk.
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For the kids:
The Andavis is family/child friendly. They have a Babysitting service, which is great for a romantic meal.
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Getting Around:
They offer Airport transfer and Taxi service.
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The Verdict & (A Slightly Over-the-Top) Offer:
Okay, so the Andavis Hotel isn't perfect. It has its quirks. It's not a pristine, sterile operation. But that, my friends, is part of its charm. It's authentic. It's real. It's beautiful. And, most importantly, IT'S PARADISE.
So, here's my offer to YOU:
- Book your stay at the Andavis Hotel NOW and get a 20% discount on your massage. (You deserve it!)
- Mention this review and receive a complimentary bottle of local wine upon arrival (because, wine!).
- Plus, I'll personally write a haiku about your experience and ship it to you!
This isn't just a vacation; it's an escape. An escape to sun-drenched bliss, to turquoise waters, and to a hotel that, despite its imperfections, will steal your heart. Don't wait. Kos Island (and that pool!) awaits! (SEO Note): Hotel deals Kos Island, Kos Island vacation packages, best deals on hotels Kos.
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Alright, buckle up buttercups, because this isn't your grandma's perfectly polished travel itinerary. This is the messy, sun-kissed, slightly-hungover REALITY of a week at the Andavis Hotel in Kos, Greece. And trust me, I'm still unpacking the emotional baggage (and the sand) from this trip.
A Kos-mic Adventure at Andavis: Week of Chaos (and Bliss)
Day 1: Arrival and the Great Olive Oil Debacle
10:00 AM (ish) - Arrival: The flight was… well, let's just say I'm pretty sure the air hostess secretly hates me. Landed in Kos – gorgeous, sun-drenched, already feeling my shoulders relax. Thank God. The Andavis Hotel? Spot-on! Clean lines, that obligatory "welcome drink" (which, let's be honest, probably contained more sugar than alcohol), and a view of the Aegean Sea that nearly knocked me over. Seriously, I audibly gasped.
11:30 AM – Room Reconnaisance: Room number 312. Perfect balcony. Tiny bathroom (more on that later) but who cares? I'm in Greece! Unpacked in record time… well, "threw everything willy-nilly into drawers" is more accurate.
1:00 PM – The Great Olive Oil Debacle: Lunch at the hotel's taverna. Ordered the Greek salad – classic, right? Wrong. They poured the olive oil… liberally. I'm talking a miniature oil slick on my plate. My first reaction was, “Well, now I’m an expert on where the oil is coming from and why” and then the second was, “Am I swimming in oil? Is this how I become the olive oil king?”. I’m pretty sure I choked on a rogue onion. My stomach didn’t know what to do. It felt like bathing in olive oil! My face looked like they had just poured the oil on me! I spent the next hour attempting to blot the oil with napkins, feeling like a rejected Greek goddess. I did end up loving it eventually.
3:00 PM – Poolside Nirvana (and sunburn awareness): Found a prime sunbed spot near the pool. Slathered on sunscreen (mostly) and promptly fell asleep for two glorious, guilt-free hours. Woke up, slightly crispy, but happy. People-watching from the pool, the usual mix of pale tourists and bronzed locals. The pool bar offered ice cream, so I got some.
7:00 PM – Sunset Sizzle (and the mosquito assault): Drinks at the hotel bar, watching the sunset. Absolutely breathtaking. Then the mosquitoes attacked. Viciously. Turns out, my ankles are a mosquito buffet. Note to self: invest in industrial-strength bug spray.
8:30 PM – Dinner and Delayed Gratification: Dinner at the taverna again. Delicious grilled octopus. It worked out well.
Day 2: Beach Bliss and Blue-Domed Dreams (and a Cat Named Socrates)
- 9:00 AM – Beach Combing and Philosophical Thoughts: Determined to conquer the beach! Walked to the beach behind the hotel. The sea was crystal clear. The water so pure, you could basically see to the bottom. Collected seashells, pondered the meaning of life while the waves crashed… Very dramatic, in a good way.
- 12:00 PM – Beach Cat: A cute little cat, who I later learn is called Socrates, decided to join us for lunch. He/she/they were cute, and wanted food.
- 1:00 PM – Lunch at a Beachside Taverna: Had souvlaki at this tiny little taverna – best meal to this day, simple food that tastes like heaven.
- 3:00 PM – Blue-Domed Dream Trip Headed to a scenic church with blue domes.
- 6:00 PM – Sunset Drinks: Had a glass of sunset, the most gorgeous thing I’ve ever seen.
- 8:00 PM – Dinner: Dinner at a nearby restaurant.
Day 3: Island Exploration (and the scooter of doom)
- 10:00 AM – Scooter Adventure: Rented a scooter (scary). Okay, I'll be honest, I was terrified. The roads… well, let's just say they're… "characterful." Got halfway down the road and almost died – not my brightest moment.
- 12:00 PM – Coastal Villages: Made my way through the coastal villages
- 2:00 PM – Lunch: Lunch by the water.
- 3:00 PM – Drive: Drove and got lost.
- 6:00 PM – Return: Headed back to the hotel.
- 8:00 PM – Dinner: Dinner at the hotel.
Day 4: The Tiny Bathroom Tango (and the Power of Feta)
9:00 AM – Tiny Bathroom Troubles: Okay, let's address the elephant (or should I say, the miniature shower) in the room. The bathroom is… compact. Navigating the space requires the skills of a seasoned Tetris player. Plus, the shower curtain has a life of its own, constantly attempting to cling to you. I spent a memorable 10 minutes trying to avoid it this morning.
10:00 AM – Breakfast and the Feta Revelation: The breakfast buffet at the Andavis is… fantastic. The feta cheese is divine. I may or may not have developed a slight feta addiction. I'm talking, "is it socially acceptable to eat feta with every meal?" levels of obsession. The olives, too. So good.
1:00 PM – Poolside Relaxation: Spent the afternoon by the pool. Read a book. Napped. Generally embraced the art of doing absolutely nothing.
7:00 PM – Dinner and the Taverna Trio: Chose another restaurant today, the seafood was fantastic.
Day 5: Boat Trip and the Sea's Wrath
- 9:00 AM – Morning Swim: Had a morning dip in the sea, with the waves and waters.
- 10:00 AM – Boat Trip: The boat trip was incredible and full of adventure.
- 2:00 PM – Lunch: Lunch on the boat.
- 4:00 PM – Back to Hotel: Back to the hotel and had a nice relaxing evening.
Day 6: Wandering and Wonder
- 9:00 AM– Beach: Had a morning beach, and a nice casual swim.
- 12:00 PM– Shopping: Went to shops to go shopping for souvenirs.
- 2:00 PM – Lunch: Had a nice lunch outside.
- 3:00 PM – Rest: Had a nice afternoon rest and did some sight seeing
- 8:00 PM – Dinner: Dinner with a local and enjoyed a nice evening.
Day 7: Farewell (and the bittersweet goodbye)
- 9:00 AM – Final Breakfast and Feta Farewell: That last breakfast buffet. One final, glorious embrace of the feta. Goodbyes are hard.
- 10:30 AM – Last Swim: Had a lovely final swim.
- 12:00 PM – Check Out: Checked out of the hotel.
- 6:00 PM – Plane Ride: On the plane ride and had to say goodbye.
This trip wasn't perfect. There were hiccups, olive oil mishaps, mosquito bites, and scooter near-death experiences. But it was real. It was messy. And it was utterly, undeniably, brilliant. Kos, you stole a piece of my heart. And Andavis, you provided the perfect, slightly chaotic, sun-drenched backdrop. Until next time, Greece… and maybe I’ll learn to drive that scooter. Maybe.
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Okay, spill the beans! Is the Andavis Hotel actually paradise? Because the brochure is lying, probably.
The pool looks amazing. Is it swarming with screaming kids or tranquil bliss? Because I need to know.
What's the food *really* like? Is it the same buffet hell I've seen a million times? Be honest!
How's the beach situation? Sand? Crowds? Clear water? Give me *the* details!
Anything I should pack that isn't on the "obvious stuff" list? Like, what are the *secrets*?
Is Kos Island worth exploring beyond the hotel? Any recommendations?
Are there any hidden costs or things I should've known before I booked? Rip the Band-Aid off!
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