
Stanthorpe's Hidden Gem: Stannum Lodge Motor Inn Awaits!
Stannum Lodge Motor Inn: My Stanthorpe Saga (or, "They Had Me at Free Wi-Fi")
Okay, alright, let's be honest. Finding a decent hotel in Stanthorpe, the Granite Belt, isn't exactly easy. You're surrounded by wineries, yes, glorious wineries, but sometimes, after a day of tasting, you just want… peace. And a bed. A clean bed. (And maybe, just maybe, a little bit of Netflix. Guilty.) That's how I ended up at the Stannum Lodge Motor Inn and I have to say, it wasn't just a bed, it was an experience. So here's the unvarnished truth, the good, the bad, and the "wow, I didn't expect that" of my stay:
Accessibility & the Arrival:
First off, accessibility. Look, I'm relatively able-bodied, but I do appreciate when places make an effort. Stannum Lodge seems to get it. There's definitely wheelchair accessibility going on, which is a HUGE plus. The elevator’s a godsend for weary wine tasters (and their luggage!). The car park [free of charge] is a bonus, because nobody wants to fight for a parking space after a couple of glasses of local Shiraz, and the car park [on-site] is convenient too. Facilities for disabled guests are clearly in place, which is great.
The Tech Stuff (Because, Let's Be Real, It Matters):
Alright, let's talk about the Internet. This is where Stannum Lodge truly shines. Free Wi-Fi in all rooms! Yes! And it’s actually good Wi-Fi! I'm talking streaming-a-movie-without-buffering good. They also have Internet [LAN] options in case you're old school or need a secure connection. They get it. It's a simple thing, but it made a huge difference. (I mean, the desk in the room was also handy for a bit of work.) I even managed to catch up on some emails, which, okay, wasn't the most exciting thing to do on vacation, but still… essential. And the laptop workspace? Brilliant.
The Room - My Sanctuary (Mostly):
My room? Let's just say it was… comfortable. The air conditioning was a lifesaver in the late afternoon Sun, the blackout curtains helped me pretend it was still night when I really needed a nap, and the extra long bed was a blessing (I'm tall, sue me!). They even had a coffee/tea maker (essential!), complimentary tea, and free bottled water. Score! The bathroom was clean, with a decent shower and towels. And the best part? No annoying, tiny hotel toiletries! Proper toiletries provided!
But, and there’s always a but, the room wasn't perfect. The carpeting felt a little dated. And yes, even though it’s listed, I didn't actually find any room decorations! I’m not looking for the Ritz, but a little extra something wouldn’t have gone astray. The socket near the bed was in a perfect spot, though!
Cleanliness & Safety - Breathing Easy (Literally):
Look, I'm a bit of a germaphobe, especially these days. So, I paid very close attention to cleanliness. Stannum Lodge gets HUGE points here. They're clearly serious about Cleanliness and safety. The rooms sanitized between stays. They're using Anti-viral cleaning products. Daily disinfection in common areas. They even had hand sanitizer readily available. The stuff about Room sanitization opt-out available just shows me they're trying to take the initiative, and I appreciate that attitude a lot. I truly felt safe, which honestly, is the most important thing.
Dining, Drinking, and Snacking (My Stomach’s Report):
Okay, food. This is where things get a little… interesting. The restaurants [on-site] is offering a mix of things, I think. There's breakfast [buffet] service available, and they even do breakfast takeaway service. From what I saw, a Western breakfast is offered and Western cuisine in restaurant. But it was a bit limited. They do have a bar which is good for wind-downing. The best part? The bottle of water they provided on my arrival!
The "Things To Do" (Beyond Wine) and "Ways to Relax" (A Bit Limited, Frankly):
Now, this is where Stannum Lodge falls a tad short, let's be honest. There's a swimming pool [outdoor]. Nice, but I didn't use it. It wasn't exactly postcard-ready, and the weather was a bit iffy while I was there. They don't mention Spa, and they don't mention Sauna, so I'm guessing they don't have those. Not exactly a spa experience, unfortunately.
Services and Conveniences - The Little Things That Matter (Mostly):
The daily housekeeping was efficient and unobtrusive. The concierge was helpful with directions and recommendations. The luggage storage was useful when I wanted to explore before my departure. And the front desk [24-hour] was a relief, especially when I managed to lock myself out of my room (don't ask). They offered dry cleaning and laundry service, which I didn't use, but nice to know it's there. The gift/souvenir shop was a nice bonus.
For the Kids (Not My Area, But I Noticed):
I didn't have any kids with me, but I noticed they were family/child-friendly. They even have a babysitting service.
The Quirks and the "I Didn't Expect That" Moments:
Okay, so here's where things get a little… weirdly charming. They have a shrine! Yes, a shrine. I don't know why, but it was there. I have zero information about this addition, and you can consider this a moment of pure, unadulterated stream of consciousness. And, as I was wandering through the exterior corridor I felt as though I was in an old motel! Pure Americana! Not bad, just… unexpected.
The Price? (Always Gotta Talk About the Money):
The prices were reasonable, definitely competitive for the area. And that free Wi-Fi tipped the scales in its favor. Honestly, after a day of winery hopping, you just want a good deal on a clean room with reliable internet to check your Instagram and tell everyone how amazing Stanthorpe is.
The Verdict? (And the "Would I Go Back?")
Would I stay at Stannum Lodge again? Absolutely, yes. It's not fancy, it's not overly luxurious, but it's clean, comfortable, safe, and the free Wi-Fi is a godsend! It's a solid choice for a Stanthorpe getaway, especially if you're looking for a hassle-free, relaxing base while exploring the region's wineries and natural beauty.
The Compelling Offer (Because You Asked!):
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Okay, buckle up, buttercups, because this ain’t just an itinerary, it’s a goddamn therapy session disguised as a trip to Stanthorpe. And we’re doing it all from the comfy, possibly slightly-musty confines of the Stannum Lodge Motor Inn. Wish me luck. (And maybe a stiff drink.)
STANTHORPE STONED: A Very Human Itinerary (God Help Me)
Day 1: Arrival & Existential Dread in a Motel Room
- 1:00 PM - The Great Escape (Brisbane to Stanthorpe… via Detour)
- Ugh, the drive. Brisbane to Stanthorpe. Supposed to be a scenic, wine-soaked adventure. But I, as always, fucked it up. Got lost. SatNav lady, bless her digital heart, kept yelling at me to "make a U-turn." I was tempted to tell her to STFU, but decided against it. Found a random antique store instead. Ended up buying a porcelain figurine of a bewildered-looking sheep. Named him Bartholomew. He's judging me already.
- Anecdote: Halfway there, I realized I’d forgotten to pack… socks. Like, any socks. I think I might be wearing the same pair from my last trip. God, the shame. Praying the Stannum Lodge provides some kind of emergency sock service. Or at least a strong air freshener.
- Ugh, the drive. Brisbane to Stanthorpe. Supposed to be a scenic, wine-soaked adventure. But I, as always, fucked it up. Got lost. SatNav lady, bless her digital heart, kept yelling at me to "make a U-turn." I was tempted to tell her to STFU, but decided against it. Found a random antique store instead. Ended up buying a porcelain figurine of a bewildered-looking sheep. Named him Bartholomew. He's judging me already.
- 4:00 PM - Stannum Lodge Check-In - The Judgment Begins
- Pulling up to the Stannum Lodge… okay, not exactly the Ritz, but hey, clean sheets are a win in my book. The receptionist, a woman who looked like she’d seen a thing or two (and probably regretted some of them), gave me the key with a smile that felt… ironic. Room is… functional. The floral wallpaper screams 1980s, which is strangely comforting. The carpet smells faintly of… well, I don’t want to know.
- Quirky Observation: The remote for the TV has three buttons. It’s giving minimalist vibes but I suspect this is a sign of the times of the hotel.
- Pulling up to the Stannum Lodge… okay, not exactly the Ritz, but hey, clean sheets are a win in my book. The receptionist, a woman who looked like she’d seen a thing or two (and probably regretted some of them), gave me the key with a smile that felt… ironic. Room is… functional. The floral wallpaper screams 1980s, which is strangely comforting. The carpet smells faintly of… well, I don’t want to know.
- 5.00 PM - Existential Crisis in the Shower (or, Attempting to Wash Away the Despair)
- The shower pressure is… optimistic. More like a gentle drizzle than a full-on deluge. But hot water! God, the simple pleasures. I'm standing under that gentle drizzle, and I start thinking. About life. About my choices. About how I didn’t pack socks. Maybe Stanthorpe isn't just a wine region, it’s a place to contemplate your life?
- 7:00 PM - Dinner - The only place for food is at the Motel's Bistro.
- Walked into the bistro. The menu has some options. I order the roast chicken. It was… sufficient. The gravy was thick and gloopy. The vegetables tasted of… well, everything tasted of vegetables and were not well cooked – no thanks to the fact that I picked them.
- Emotional Reaction: During dinner, I found myself eavesdropping on the family. I'm jealous of their happiness.
- Walked into the bistro. The menu has some options. I order the roast chicken. It was… sufficient. The gravy was thick and gloopy. The vegetables tasted of… well, everything tasted of vegetables and were not well cooked – no thanks to the fact that I picked them.
Day 2: Wine, Wobbles & Wrestling with the Universe
- 9:00 AM - Breakfast - The Dawn of Self-Loathing
- Free continental breakfast at the Stannum Lodge. "Continental" is generous. Think stale toast, instant coffee that tastes like disappointment, and a selection of fruit that has seen better days. Managed to find a passable banana. Small victories.
- Messier Structure Note: (Rambling Moment) Okay, so I started this day feeling pretty… glum. I mean, the socks thing is really gnawing at me. And the wallpaper… I'm starting to see faces in it. Is this what they call a mid-life crisis?
- Free continental breakfast at the Stannum Lodge. "Continental" is generous. Think stale toast, instant coffee that tastes like disappointment, and a selection of fruit that has seen better days. Managed to find a passable banana. Small victories.
- 10:00 AM - Wine Tour – The Blissful Blur
- Okay, this is what we came for. Wine tasting! Booked a little tour, visiting a few local wineries. First stop: The Granite Belt Brewery, which I hear is doing some great stuff.
- Stronger emotional reaction: Oh, the wine. The wine was amazing. Each sip a little slice of heaven. The fruity, the flowery, the intense flavours… all of it made me forget about my socks, the wallpaper, and the fact that I'm probably going to die alone. I bought two bottles. And I may have gotten a bit… chatty with the cellar door staff.
- Okay, this is what we came for. Wine tasting! Booked a little tour, visiting a few local wineries. First stop: The Granite Belt Brewery, which I hear is doing some great stuff.
- 1:00 PM - Lunch - Wine-Fueled Fuzziness
- Ordered a cheese platter at the brewery for lunch. Cheese, crackers, more wine. Honestly, I’m already feeling a bit wobbly. In a good way. In a "maybe I should just stay here forever" kind of way.
- 3:00 PM - The Unplanned Nap – Embracing the Chaos
- Back at the Stannum Lodge. Decided to “rest my eyes.” Woke up three hours later, drooling on the pillow, feeling like I'd wrestled a bear. Worth it.
- 6:00 PM - Dinner at a Random Pub – Making New Best Friends?
- Found a local pub for dinner. Ended up talking to a couple of friendly locals, the kind of people who probably know the best spots for a Sunday roast and a good yarn.
- (Opinionated Language Begins): The food, surprisingly, was decent. The pub was a bit rough around the edges, but in a charming, no-bullshit kind of way. These are my people. I think I might actually start to get used to Stanthorpe.
- Found a local pub for dinner. Ended up talking to a couple of friendly locals, the kind of people who probably know the best spots for a Sunday roast and a good yarn.
Day 3: Granite Belt Exploration & a Touch of Despair
- 9:00 AM - Uninspiring Breakfast then off to Granite Belt National Park
- Back for toast and coffee. Still questioning the meaning of life.
- 10:00 AM - Granite Belt National Park - Rock Hard
- Driving into the Granite Belt National Park. The scenery is amazing. Giant, granite boulders. I’m hiking a bit. Feeling… small. In a good way. Reminded me of… well, reminded me of how insignificant my life is, But in a good way, it helped me.
- Doubling Down on an Experience: The rocks… they're just… there. For millions of years. Uncaring, indifferent. And for some reason, that felt… freeing. Like all my worries, all my petty anxieties, were meaningless against the immensity of the universe. I sat on a rock. Just sat. Staring at the view. Thinking. Not thinking. Just… being.
- Driving into the Granite Belt National Park. The scenery is amazing. Giant, granite boulders. I’m hiking a bit. Feeling… small. In a good way. Reminded me of… well, reminded me of how insignificant my life is, But in a good way, it helped me.
- 1:00 PM - Back to Stannum Lodge - All the Feels.
- Lunch! I’m not even thinking about my socks, or rather, lack of them. The sun felt good. The wind in my hair felt great. I thought about my life, my family, and what I wanted to do with the next few months.
- (Stream-of-Consciousness): I’m not okay with leaving… do I leave? I don’t have to leave.
- Lunch! I’m not even thinking about my socks, or rather, lack of them. The sun felt good. The wind in my hair felt great. I thought about my life, my family, and what I wanted to do with the next few months.
- 3:00 PM - Final Thoughts - Last Time to be Embarrassed
- I was able to walk around the Stannum Lodge one last time. I was surprised to see that the Stannum Lodge was okay.
- Opinionated Language: I was able to leave and was able to find my car.
- I was able to walk around the Stannum Lodge one last time. I was surprised to see that the Stannum Lodge was okay.
- 5:00 PM - Goodbye Stanthorpe - So long, Farewell…
- Back onto the road.
- (Emotional Reaction) I’m feeling at peace now. Maybe I’ll be back.
- Back onto the road.
So, there you have it. My brutally honest, slightly messy, and hopefully entertaining account of a trip to Stanthorpe. If you go, pack socks. And maybe a therapist. You’ll probably need them both.
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Is Stannum Lodge REALLY a 'hidden gem'? I've seen brochures before...
Okay, okay, "hidden gem" is a bit of a marketing cliché, right? But hear me out, because, well... *it kind of is*. Sure, you might see a brochure at the visitor's center. But it's not like it screams, "luxury resort!" or anything. Stannum Lodge has personality. It's the kind of place you stumble upon and think, "Huh, alright. This'll do." I'd say it's less 'hidden gem' and more 'perfectly decent, comfortable, and a little bit charming, and that's okay!' It's not some instagrammable wonderland, thank goodness. Honestly? Refreshing.
What kind of rooms do they have? Anything beyond 'basic'?
Rooms... oh, the rooms. Think your classic Aussie motel. They've got singles, doubles, family rooms - all the usual suspects. Look, I stayed in a family room last time, and it was definitely... roomy. Plenty of space for the kids, the luggage, and the inevitable scattered toys. The bathroom? Perfectly functional. The shower pressure? Actually, pretty good! (That's high praise in this part of the world, trust me). Don't go expecting a spa bath or anything. The most luxurious thing was probably the questionable but delicious individually wrapped chocolates on the pillows. And you know what? That's exactly what I needed after a long drive.
Is it a noisy place? I'm a light sleeper.
Ah, the noise question. Depends. Some rooms face the road, so you might get a bit of traffic rumble, especially early in the morning. But, honestly, it’s not like you're staying next to a highway. I'm a light sleeper myself, and I managed just fine... mostly. One night, a possum got into the roof. That was... memorable. Lots of scratching and thumping. I *think* I got some sleep after I threw a pillow at the ceiling. But yeah, could be noisier, could be quieter. Bring earplugs, just in case. And maybe a good book to drown out the possum drama.
What about the breakfast? Is it worth it?
Breakfast... ah, that's a whole *thing*, isn't it? Stannum Lodge does a continental breakfast. Honestly? It's pretty basic. Cereal, toast, some fruit (maybe a slightly bruised banana). Maybe some pastries. Nothing to write home about, but it'll fill the hole. The coffee is instant, which is, well, instant. Look, it's the kind of breakfast that's perfectly fine if you're hungover or just need fuel. If you're a breakfast snob, skip it and head into town. But for a quick, easy, no-fuss start to the day? It'll do the trick. I’ve definitely eaten worse, on a budget!
Is there a pool? Because, hello, summer!
Yes! There *is* a pool! It's not Olympic-sized, mind you. More of a refreshing plunge pool for a hot Aussie day. It's clean, well-maintained, and a lifesaver in the summer heat. My kids spent hours splashing around in it. I just sat on the deck, reading my book (when I wasn't rescuing a rogue inflatable shark). It’s not the prettiest pool, but it’s functional. It's definitely appreciated, particularly after a long day of wine tasting (which, let's be honest, is the main reason most people go to Stanthorpe!). The shade is a bit limited, so slather on sunscreen! (Learned that one the hard way...)
What's the staff like? Are they friendly?
The staff? Ah, the staff. They're genuinely lovely. Not in a forced, plastic-smiled kind of way. More like they're down to earth, helpful, and they're happy to have you. I remember one time when I lost my phone. Spent a solid hour tearing the room apart, convinced I'd been robbed. Then I sheepishly asked at reception. Turns out, I'd left it at breakfast. They *didn't* laugh at me (well, maybe a little, but I didn't see it). They gave me a knowing smile and the phone. That kind of service goes a long way, you know? They're not trying to be fancy; they're just trying to be decent, helpful humans. And they succeed.
Is it close to the wineries? That's the important thing!
The all-important wineries! Yes, Stannum Lodge is conveniently located for hitting the vineyards. You're not right in the middle of everything, but it's a short drive to most of the good ones. Personally, I'd recommend taking a taxi or a designated driver. That Shiraz gets you quicker than you realize. I'm not saying I've *ever* attempted to navigate a maze-like winery car park after a tasting session... but… let's just say, I value responsible choices! It's a great base to explore the region.
Anything else I should know BEFORE I go? Any hidden "gotchas"?
Okay, listen up, because here's the honest truth. Don't expect perfection. It's a motel, not the Ritz. And, this is important, **do not expect the internet to be lightning-fast**. It's... adequate. Sometimes spotty. Embrace the digital detox. Actually, that's not a bad thing. Put the phone down and enjoy the peace and quiet. Also, the walls are thin. So, if your neighbours are having a particularly enthusiastic late-night chat... well, you'll hear it. Finally, and this is a personal observation: Pack some snacks. Because even good quality individually wrapped chocolates can get old!
Would you go back? Honestly?
You know what? Yeah. I would. It's not the most glamorous place in the world, but it's comfortable, it'Around The World Hotels


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