Fethiye's ICONIC Stone House: Room 202 w/ Balcony & AC! ✨
Alright, buckle up buttercups, because we're diving headfirst into the "ICONIC Stone House: Room 202 w/ Balcony & AC!" in Fethiye. And let me tell you, this ain't your grandma's hotel review. We're going FULL-SEND here, warts and all.
First off, let's be real: Fethiye is GORGEOUS. Think turquoise water, sunsets that make you weep, and enough history to fill a library. But finding the right place to stay…that's where the fun (and the potential headaches) begin.
Room 202, the Chosen One (or Was It?)
So, Room 202. The balcony? Yes. The AC? Praise the travel gods, yes. Now, the actual experience? Let’s just say it was…an experience.
Available in all rooms- My Raw Thoughts: Okay, let's breathe… yes, of course, there's air conditioning. And a hairdryer. And oh god, a coffee maker! Essentials. The basic essentials. Thank god.
Additional toilet- My Raw Thoughts: Why is this listed? Are we expecting a plumbing emergency? Is Room 202 extra luxurious and has two toilets? This is not a selling point for me.
Air conditioning- My Raw Thoughts: It's Turkey. It's hot. AC is a non-negotiable.
Alarm clock- My Raw Thoughts: Oh man, that will actually be useful. Always sleep through alarms.
Bathrobes- My Raw Thoughts: Oh! Fancy! I feel fancy already.
Bathroom phone- My Raw Thoughts: Again…why? Who's calling from the bathroom? Is this a James Bond situation I'm unaware of?
Bathtub- My Raw Thoughts: Big yes. Baths in hot weather is the only way to relax.
Blackout curtains- My Raw Thoughts: Necessary. I hate the sun.
Carpeting- My Raw Thoughts: Is the carpet… clean? That's the real question. Wipes hands with antibacterial wipes. *
Closet- My Raw Thoughts: Clothes go into this. Good.
Coffee/tea maker- My Raw Thoughts: Hallelujah. Morning caffeine, here I come.
Complimentary tea- My Raw Thoughts: Perfect. I am a tea person.
Daily housekeeping- My Raw Thoughts: I love being pampered.
Desk- My Raw Thoughts: I can work!
Extra long bed- My Raw Thoughts: Good for my husband that is 6.6 feet tall.
Free bottled water- My Raw Thoughts: Hydration, people! Essential!
Hair dryer- My Raw Thoughts: I can save some room with this.
High floor- My Raw Thoughts: I like to see the world around me.
In-room safe box- My Raw Thoughts: Peace of mind.
Interconnecting room(s) available- My Raw Thoughts: I hope I don't get one.
Internet access – LAN, Internet access – wireless- My Raw Thoughts: Hallelujah!
Ironing facilities- My Raw Thoughts: Useful.
Laptop workspace- My Raw Thoughts: I can work and look at the world.
Linens- My Raw Thoughts: Are they clean cotton or scratchy synthetic? That's the rub!
Mini bar- My Raw Thoughts: Expensive alcohol, but good to have.
Mirror- My Raw Thoughts: Need to look good when taking pictures.
Non-smoking- My Raw Thoughts: Thank god. Smoker's hotel is just…no.
On-demand movies- My Raw Thoughts: I'll never watch them, but good to have.
Private bathroom- My Raw Thoughts: Yes.
Reading light- My Raw Thoughts: I can read in bed with this.
Refrigerator- My Raw Thoughts: Awesome, snacks!
Safety/security feature- My Raw Thoughts: Safety first.
Satellite/cable channels- My Raw Thoughts: Nice.
Scale- My Raw Thoughts: I don't want to know.
Seating area- My Raw Thoughts: I love to chill.
Separate shower/bathtub- My Raw Thoughts: Big yes.
Shower- My Raw Thoughts: Needed.
Slippers- My Raw Thoughts: I love slippers.
Smoke detector- My Raw Thoughts: Safety first.
Socket near the bed- My Raw Thoughts: Crucial
Sofa- My Raw Thoughts: Good.
Soundproofing- My Raw Thoughts: Peace and quiet.
Telephone- My Raw Thoughts: I don't think I need one.
Toiletries- My Raw Thoughts: Yay!
Towels- My Raw Thoughts: Essential again.
Umbrella- My Raw Thoughts: For the rain.
Visual alarm- My Raw Thoughts: Not a requirement…
Wake-up service- My Raw Thoughts: Already have an alarm…
Wi-Fi [free]- My Raw Thoughts: PRAISE THE WIFI GODS!
Window that opens.- My Raw Thoughts: Good.
Okay, rambling over. The balcony was a solid gold star. Seriously, after a day of exploring, collapsing onto that balcony with a cold drink watching the sunset over the Mediterranean? Pure bliss. Though one slight hiccup: our balcony overlooked…well, the street. Not the worst view, but not a postcard-perfect one either. You get a feel for the local rhythm though, which is kinda cool. The AC worked like a champ. No sweaty nights tossing and turning!
Accessibility & Safety (The Important Stuff)
This is where The Stone House genuinely shines.
Accessibility- My Raw Thoughts: I couldn't find accessible facilities when I went there, it's a small hotel with steep steps.
Anti-viral cleaning products,Daily disinfection in common areas,Hand sanitizer,Hygiene certification,Individually-wrapped food options,Physical distancing of at least 1 meter,Professional-grade sanitizing services,Room sanitization opt-out available,Rooms sanitized between stays,Safe dining setup,Sanitized kitchen and tableware items,Staff trained in safety protocol,Sterilizing equipment- My Raw Thoughts: They were on TOP of it. Felt very safe & secure.
They are SUPER on top of this. Everything felt clean, really clean. Seeing the staff wiping down surfaces constantly, hand sanitizer dispensers everywhere, and the whole vibe was just…reassuring. You know, that peace of mind is more important than ever these days.
Dining, Drinking, and Snacking (Fueling the Adventure)
A la carte in restaurant,Alternative meal arrangement,Asian breakfast,Asian cuisine in restaurant,Bar,Bottle of water,Breakfast [buffet],Breakfast service,Buffet in restaurant,Coffee/tea in restaurant,Coffee shop,Desserts in restaurant,Happy hour,International cuisine in restaurant,Poolside bar,Restaurants,Room service [24-hour],Salad in restaurant,Snack bar,Soup in restaurant,Vegetarian restaurant,Western breakfast,Western cuisine in restaurant- My Raw Thoughts: Breakfast was a buffet, and it was pretty much what you'd expect. Though the Turkish coffee was strong. I'm talking, eyes-wide-open-for-hours strong. There’s a bar, and a poolside bar. The staff brought us water bottles as well.
The hotel offers a surprisingly diverse range of food options. I got to enjoy everything Turkish.
Things To Do & Ways To Relax…(Or Not!)
Body scrub,Body wrap, `
Okay, buckle up buttercup, because this ain't your grandma's itinerary. This is Fethiye, baby, and it's gonna get messy, beautiful, and probably a bit sunburnt. This is not for the faint of heart (or those obsessed with perfectly timed coffee breaks).
ROOM 202: FETHIYE, TURKEY - (Attempted) Itinerary - AKA, "Loose Guide, Expect Chaos"
Pre-Trip Ramblings (Because, Duh):
Ugh, the packing. Honestly, I thought I was a minimalist, but my suitcase looks like a clown exploded in a linen closet. Swimsuits? Check. Sunscreen that smells like beachy dreams? Check. The Lonely Planet Turkey guide I promised myself I'd actually READ? (Shifty eyes). Also, I’m terrified of the Turkish toilet situation. Someone just told me to bring my own loo roll…is that really necessary? Anyway, here we go.
Day 1: Arrival & Immediate Bedlam (Because, Flight Delays):
- Morning (HAHA, More like LATE Morning): Land in Dalaman (DLA). Pray to all the travel gods that the luggage isn't lost. I'm already picturing myself stranded in a bikini and a sheer scarf. Okay, deep breaths. Find the transfer to Fethiye. Fingers crossed it's not a tiny, rickety minibus.
- Afternoon: Finally, finally, arrive at Room 202! (Central+AirCon+Balcony+Iconic Stone House). Oh. My. God. The actual reality of the Iconic Stone House thing… I knew it would be nice, but this… this is pure Instagram bait (don't tell anyone I said that). Those bougainvillea draped walls! The balcony with a view! I feel like a princess (or, you know, a slightly disheveled traveler who hasn't slept in a week).
- Afternoon (Continued, Post-Shower Therapy): Settle in. Unpack…kinda. Admire the view from the balcony (and probably take about 500 photos). Then, the crucial part: finding food. I'm considering just raiding the local market and buying ALL the olives. Or maybe a massive, greasy Turkish breakfast. I'm leaning towards the latter.
- Evening: Explore the Fethiye harbor. Get lost. (That's the goal, honestly.) Eat some mezze at a waterside restaurant. Try (and fail miserably) to haggle for a souvenir. Okay, maybe I want the giant woven rug I saw at the bazaar…but my budget is a disaster. Embrace the chaos. Order the local raki, and pray for a good night's sleep… or whatever fits in the moment.
Day 2: The Blue Lagoon (And Possible Existential Crisis):
- Morning: Wake up gloriously rested (hopefully) and ready to attack the day, maybe, hopefully. A visit to Ölüdeniz, the Blue Lagoon, is mandatory. This is where the guidebook promises "crystalline waters" and "breathtaking views." (Again, Instagram bait…but I'll take it.)
- Afternoon (AKA, Where the Sun Eats Your Sanity): Swim in the turquoise water. Soak up all the sunshine. Attempt to read a book (or maybe re-read the same page 3 times). The beach is crowded, of course, but try to ignore that.
- Afternoon (Continued, The Hangry Phase): Lunch at a beachside cafe. This is guaranteed to be overpriced and under-seasoned. But who cares? You're in paradise (or, like, a really nice beach). Try ordering something in Turkish (even if you butcher the pronunciation). The locals are usually amused.
- Evening: This is where it gets interesting. Dinner at a local restaurant. Maybe try some fresh fish. Afterwards, I'm tempted to take a stroll along the coast and watch the sunset. Maybe a little bit of stargazing. Maybe a complete emotional meltdown. Who knows? That's the beauty of it, right?
Day 3: Boat Trip & the Art of Lounging (and More Meltdowns):
- Morning: BOAT TRIP! (Capital letters for emphasis!) I've booked a day trip to explore the islands. Hopefully, it won't be a sardine can on a boat. I'm picturing myself lounging on the deck, sipping something fruity, and pretending to be a glamorous film star. (Reality: I'll spill it all over myself, probably.)
- Afternoon (Boat Edition): Island hopping. Snorkeling (if I can muster the courage to put my face in the water). Swimming in hidden coves. Eating grilled fish that's actually delicious. This is where I REALLY need to unplug/stay connected. I'm starting to feel a bit claustrophobic here.
- Afternoon (Also, Boat Edition): If I am smart (doubtful), seek out a spot with no one around and just read the book, and enjoy the moment. If there are other folks, then I will probably take a nap.
- Evening: Dinner at a restaurant with live music (probably something cheesy, but who cares). Try to dance. Embrace the silliness. Call someone back home, and let them know how jealous they should be. Then, bed.
Day 4: Kayaköy Ghost Town & The Emotional Aftermath
- Morning: A trip to Kayaköy, the abandoned Greek village. Okay, this sounds a little morbid, but they say it's a powerful experience. Wander through the empty stone houses. Imagine the lives that were lived there. Feel the weight of history. This is the part where I cry, isn’t it?
- Afternoon: More local food, more raki. You can get lost in Kayaköy's narrow streets, and the food is good.
- Evening: The last big night. A final Fethiye sunset. An incredible meal. More dancing. More Raki. More everything.
Day 5 (Departure Day): The Post-Holiday Hangover (Metaphorically and Literally):
- Morning: Pack. Clean. Try to leave the room in a state even remotely resembling its original condition. Drink coffee (lots of coffee). Say goodbye to the Iconic Stone House.
- Afternoon: Pray the transfer to the airport goes smoothly. Reflect on the trip (and the countless mistakes made). Start planning the next adventure. Already missing the view from my balcony.
- Evening: Fly home. (Or, you know, attempt to.)
Things I'm Probably Going to Mess Up:
- Sunburn: Guaranteed.
- Navigation: I’m directionally challenged. I will get lost. Constantly.
- Haggling: I will get ripped off. Repeatedly.
- Turkish Cuisine: I will probably overeat. No regrets.
- Staying Connected: I tend to be offline when I travel, but I'd like to try a little bit of social media.
Things I'm Extremely Excited About:
- The views. THE VIEWS!
- The food. (Specifically, the pastries.)
- The people. (Even if I can't understand them.)
- Experiencing something new and different.
- The fact that I will be free somewhere.
Final Thoughts:
This itinerary? It's just a suggestion, a loose framework. The real magic of travel is in the unexpected moments, the happy accidents, the times you get totally lost (literally and figuratively). Just breathe. And embrace the chaos. And for the love of God, remember the loo roll. And try to remember this trip. I really hope it's something to remember.
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Fethiye's Stone House & Room 202: Expect the Unexpected!
Okay, spill. Room 202 at the Stone House... is it REALLY that good? The balcony, the AC... convince me!
Alright, alright, settle down. "Good?" Honey, it's practically a *life experience,* okay? Look, Fethiye in the summer? It's HOT. Brutally, face-meltingly, wanna-curl-up-and-die hot. So, the AC in 202? It's a *godsend.* Seriously. I walked in, cranked that bad boy up, and within minutes I could feel my sanity returning. That alone? Worth the price. But the balcony? Oh, the balcony. I’m telling you, I spent, like, a full day just *existing* on that balcony. Coffee in the morning, watching the town slowly wake up, maybe a tiny glass of something fruity and chilled in the afternoon, watching the boats come and go... Pure bliss. Though, I did nearly lose my sunglasses to a rogue seagull that *clearly* thought I was an idiot. They're still missing. So, yeah, it's pretty good.
What's the Stone House *actually* like? The building, the vibe... what should I prepare for?
Okay, picture this: Imagine a building that's seen empires rise and fall – well, maybe not *quite* that dramatic, but it definitely feels like it's been around the block a few times. It's all stone, which is beautiful, rustic, charming... and, let's be honest, can feel a *little* like living in a slightly fancier, slightly hotter cave. But in a good way! The vibe? Relaxed, almost bohemian. It's not a sterile, chain hotel. It's got character. And character sometimes means creaky floors, occasionally unreliable wifi (but hey, embrace the disconnect – you're on vacation!), and the *possible* sounds of other guests having a good time. Prepare for that. I swear, I heard someone, *vividly,* practicing the recorder at 7 AM one morning. God bless them, I guess. Also, bring earplugs – just in case. And maybe some slippers. Those stone floors get cold at night!
Is Room 202 noisy? I’m a light sleeper…
Okay, let's get real. Noise… it's a gamble. The Stone House is in a central location, which is AMAZING for exploring. But... it *is* central. You’ll hear the occasional scooters whizzing past, the distant calls to prayer (which, to be fair, are quite beautiful), and the general hubbub of a lively town. Room 202's positioning wasn't terrible, actually. But on the second night? There was a party. Down the street. That went on until, well, sunrise. I blame the Turkish coffee. It kept me awake for hours. Bring earplugs, people. Seriously. And maybe a little melatonin if you're REALLY sensitive. Or, just embrace the chaos and join the party (responsibly, of course!).
What about the bathroom? Is it modern? Clean?
Bathroom? Okay, let's be honest. It's… functional. It's clean, which is the most important thing. It's not a gleaming, ultra-modern, spa-like experience. Expect a slightly older, but well-maintained, bathroom. Water pressure was decent. The towels were, well, towels. Nothing to write home about, but they did their job. The shower was… fine. Not a power shower, but it got the job done. My biggest complaint? Nowhere to put my *mountains* of skincare products, because, you know, *priorities*. But look, it’s a perfectly acceptable bathroom for a holiday. Just don't expect a five-star experience. And *always* check for that rogue hair that somehow always finds its way into the sink drain, just saying….
Is there a breakfast? And is it any good?
Breakfast! Yes! And it's included. And... it's decent. It's not the *best* breakfast I've ever had, but it's a solid, filling start to the day. Think fresh bread, local cheeses, olives, tomatoes, cucumbers, maybe some eggs cooked to order (ask for them, trust me), yogurt, and some of that amazing Turkish honey. And, most importantly, Turkish coffee. Seriously, that coffee is *strong*. One cup fueled me for a solid three hours of sightseeing. The breakfast area itself? Charming, usually bustling with activity. Expect to rub elbows with other travelers, and, if you're lucky, catch some snippets of interesting conversations. My advice? Grab a seat, pile your plate high, and prepare to be pleasantly surprised. Just remember to pace yourself with the coffee!
What's nearby the Stone House? Is it a good location?
Location, location, location! The Stone House is in a *fantastic* spot. You're right in the heart of things, practically. Restaurants, shops, the harbor… everything is walkable. I'm talking *immediate* access. You can stumble out of bed, grab a coffee at a cafe just steps away, and wander down to the harbor to watch the boats. It's perfect for exploring Fethiye on foot. The shops are a mixed blessing. SO many tempting souvenirs! My credit card actually winced a few times. But hey, who can resist a vibrant Turkish rug, am I right? The only downside? The aforementioned noise. But honestly, the convenience outweighs it. You're in the thick of it. You're *living* Fethiye.
Okay, okay, so Room 202 is sounding better and better. Are there any downsides I should be aware of?
Alright, let's be honest for a second here. Nothing's perfect. And Room 202, while fantastic, has a few, shall we say, *quirks*. The wifi was a bit hit-or-miss (but honestly, it's good to disconnect!). The walls are *thin*. I could hear my neighbors snoring occasionally (not that I'm judging… we all do it). And, and this is a big one, the stairs! There are stairs. A lot of stairs. If you have mobility issues, Room 202 might not be the best choice. It's a bit of a climb. Also, and this is totally my fault, I *swear* the air conditioning went out at *the worst possible time* – right in the middle of the day, around 3pm, when it’s a humid, awful, sticky furnace. I was in a total sweat. Turns out, I just wasn't using the remote *correctly*. Sigh. But hey, it’s all part of the adventure, right? Even with the minor annoyances, I'd go back in a heartbeat. Just remember to bring your common sense, your earplugs, and a good doseTop Hotel Search
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