Escape to Paradise: Your Dream MLB Beach Haus Awaits in Siquijor!
Siquijor Sunsets & Sizzling Deals: My Unfiltered Take on "Escape to Paradise" (MLB Beach Haus)
Alright, folks, buckle up, because I'm about to unleash on you EVERYTHING about "Escape to Paradise: Your Dream MLB Beach Haus Awaits in Siquijor!" And by everything, I mean the good, the slightly-less-good, the "OMG-I-need-a-massage-after-that-flight" experiences, and the little bits that truly make a holiday. Consider this your brutally honest pre-trip pep talk.
First off, the name! "Escape to Paradise"…whew, that’s a bold statement. Does it live up to it? Well, that depends. Are you looking for pristine perfection or a real, lived-in slice of island life? Because this place leans towards the latter, thankfully.
Accessibility – Getting There and Being There:
Okay, let's talk logistics. Siquijor is an island, which means…you gotta fly. The hotel offers airport transfer (woohoo!), which is essential. Trust me, after a long journey, that first glimpse of the warm, tropical air and someone holding a sign with your name on it is pure bliss. Airport transfer is clutch.
Facilities for disabled guests: Hmm, this is a bit of a mixed bag. While there's likely an elevator (a lifesaver!), I didn't see specific mentions of full wheelchair accessibility. This is something to REALLY confirm directly with them if you need it. It’s important.
Internet - The Digital Detox Dilemma (and the Joy of Free Wi-Fi!)
Let’s face it, we're all partially addicted to our gadgets. And the internet? It's lifeblood (for some of us, at least!). Good news! Free Wi-Fi in all rooms! Praise the WiFi gods! And, more importantly, Wi-Fi in public areas too, so you can Instagram your sunset cocktails in real-time (priorities, people!). They also have Internet access – LAN and Internet services, just in case you need to truly disappear into your digital dungeon for a few hours.
Things to Do & Ways to Relax (aka My Happy Place = the Spa!)
Right, now for the REALLY good stuff. This is where “Escape to Paradise” begins to deliver on that promise.
- Spa/sauna: This is where I lived. Seriously. They had it all. Massage was my jam (felt like a whole new person!), a Body scrub that banished every last hint of city grime, and a Sauna. The Spa! It wasn't just about treatments; it was about the vibe. The hushed tones, the gentle music, the pure, unadulterated relaxation. I lost track of time in the Steamroom.. Honestly, I could have stayed there forever.
- Swimming pool and Swimming pool [outdoor]. Okay, the pool was stunning. Think postcard-worthy views of the ocean. I spent hours there, just drifting, staring at the sky, occasionally emerging for a cocktail from the Poolside bar. Perfection.
- Fitness center/Gym/fitness: I peeked in. It looked… adequate. Let's just say, my primary form of exercise was walking to the bar. No judgement!
- Body wrap: Didn't try it this time, but based on the spa experience, I'm betting it's amazing.
Dining, Drinking, and Snacking (AKA Did I Mention the Cocktails?)
Okay, food and drink. This is crucial. I'm talking about survival here, people!
- Restaurants: Yes! Plural! Always a good sign. They had all the usual suspects.
- Bar: Cruuuu-cial. Especially for the aforementioned cocktails.
- Room service [24-hour]: A lifesaver after a long day of… well, relaxing.
- Breakfast [Buffet]: Yep, the buffet. Always a bit of a gamble. This one? Actually pretty decent. Asian breakfast! Gotta try it – even if you secretly crave your bacon and eggs.
- Coffee/tea in restaurant: Essential for those early mornings, or any time of day, really.
- Bottle of water : Always appreciated, especially after a long day of sunbathing.
- Happy hour: YES. Enough said.
Cleanliness and Safety (aka the Grown-Up Stuff)
Look, safety is important. Especially these days.
- Hand sanitizer: Check.
- Staff trained in safety protocol: Good.
- Daily disinfection in common areas: Reassuring.
- Rooms sanitized between stays: Excellent.
- Smoke alarms: Always a good thing.
- Fire extinguisher: Hope I never have to use it!
- CCTV in common areas, CCTV outside property, Security [24-hour]: Making you feel secure.
Services and Conveniences (The Nitty-Gritty)
Here's where the small things add up.
- Air conditioning in public area: Essential in the Philippines!
- Concierge: Helpful for booking tours and getting the lowdown on the island.
- Daily housekeeping: My room was always sparkling.
- Elevator: See above (lifesaver!).
- Currency exchange: Makes life easier.
- Luggage storage: Perfect for early arrivals/late departures.
- Laundry service/Dry cleaning: Because no one wants to pack dirty clothes!
- Gift/souvenir shop: For that last-minute present…or a little something for yourself.
For the Kids (and the Kid in You!)
- Family/child friendly: Seems it is.
- Babysitting service: A lifesaver for parents!
- Kids meal: Something to consider
Available in All Rooms (aka The Essentials):
- Air conditioning: (Are you even in the tropics if you don't have AC?)
- Coffee/tea maker: Morning ritual.
- Free bottled water: Staying hydrated is key.
- Hair dryer: Because frizz is NOT the vibe.
- Internet access – wireless/ Internet access – LAN: Stay connected – choice is yours.
- In-room safe box: Keep your passport safe.
- Mini bar: For those late-night cravings.
- Private bathroom: Always preferred.
- Shower: Obvious.
- Wi-Fi [free]: See above.
- Non-smoking rooms: Nice touch.
Getting Around (aka Freedom!)
- Car park [free of charge], Car park [on-site]: Convenient.
- Taxi service: Easy enough to arrange.
- Airport transfer: Thank goodness.
The Quirks & the Imperfections (Because Life Isn't Perfect)
Okay, here's the real tea.
- The building itself? Not the newest in the world. Some things are a little worn. A few minor issues here and there.
- The bathroom? Functional, but not exactly spa-like.
- The service? Generally friendly, but occasionally a little…island-time. You get used to it.
- Don't expect the Ritz. (Good thing!)
- Be Prepared to unplug. Truly relax.
But you know what? Those tiny imperfections are part of the charm. It's not a sterile, soulless chain hotel. It’s a place that feels real.
My Verdict: Is it an "Escape to Paradise"?
Look, it's not a flawless paradise, but it IS a fantastic basecamp for exploring Siquijor. The spa alone is worth the trip. The relaxed vibe and the access to the beach… it’s damn tempting.
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Okay, buckle up, buttercups, because you're about to dive headfirst into the glorious chaos that is my (hypothetical) Siquijor adventure at MLB BEACH HAUS. Forget perfectly curated Instagram feeds, this is the real deal. Prepare for sandy toes, questionable decisions, and a whole lotta love for this island.
MLB BEACH HAUS Siquijor: The Unfiltered Itinerary
(Let's be honest, "itinerary" implies I have a plan. I barely have a grasp on my own coffee intake. But here we go…)
Day 1: Arrival - Paradise Found? (More Like, “Where’s the Fridge?!”)
- Morning (7:00 AM, Manila Time): Okay, maybe the 7 AM flight was a bit ambitious. Spent a solid 45 minutes wrestling with my carry-on. Felt like I was auditioning for a Cirque du Soleil act, only with more sweat and less grace.
- Morning (10:00 AM, Manila Time - ish): Landed in Dumaguete! The tiny airport is charming, in a "My grandma's living room" kind of way. Immediate assessment: humidity level – expert.
- Morning (11:30 AM, Dumaguete Time): Ferry to Siquijor! The sea breeze is already erasing the memory of the flight struggle. Staring at the water, I have this moment of blissful, pure… then I realize I forgot to pack sunscreen. Facepalm.
- Afternoon (1:00 PM, Siquijor Time): Arrive at MLB Beach Haus! Jaw drop. Seriously, photos don’t do this place justice. The beachfront is basically my new office. The only problem? I’m pretty sure I'm already in love and it's only been an hour.
- Afternoon (2:00 PM): First order of business: locate the fridge. Hydration is key, people! Found it! Cold beer, you beautiful thing. Then, a quick exploration of the property. The hammock is calling my name. Loudly.
- Afternoon (3:00 PM): Beach time! Walked along the sand and met a dog that looked like it lives at the resort, or at least hangs out here all the time. I'm now best friends with a canine.
- Evening (6:00 PM): Sunset drinks at the bar. The sky is painting itself with every color imaginable. The only thing missing? Someone to share it with… or maybe just an extra order of crispy pata because, let's face it, I'm hungry.
- Evening (7:30 PM): Dinner at the resort restaurant. Ordered way too much food because I'm on vacation and calories don't count (right?). Tried a local dish. It's…interesting. Let's just say I'm still figuring out Filipino cuisine.
- Evening (9:00 PM): Stargazing on the beach. The stars are ridiculously bright. Feel a profound sense of peace… then I drop my phone in the sand. Ugh, the universe is a fickle mistress.
Day 2: Waterfalls, Witchcraft, and Mild Panic
- Morning (8:00 AM): Woke up to the sound of waves and feeling like I've been hit by a truck (jet lag, I'm looking at you). Coffee is my best friend right now.
- Morning (9:00 AM): Hired a motorbike (terrifying! ). First time driving anything with two wheels. Managed to not kill myself (or anyone else) while driving to Cambugahay Falls! The falls are stunning. The climb to the top? Less stunning, more cardio disguised as "fun." Worth it.
- Morning (11:00 AM): Swing time at the Falls – my inner child is screaming with joy. My actual body is screaming, too but that's mostly from the sudden impact of a tree branch.
- Afternoon (1:00 PM): Lunch in a little warung after the falls. Ate the whole fish and the server was so cute that I paid extra for him.
- Afternoon (3:00 PM): Explored the island's legendary "witchcraft" sites. Okay, this is… something. Feeling a bit weirded out, but also strangely fascinated. Found myself imagining my own spell. The focus? Somehow to make me win the lottery, and to always find my keys. Yeah, I'm practical like that.
- Afternoon (5:00 PM): Lost. Like, properly lost. GPS is a cruel liar in these parts. Panicked for a good 10 minutes, then remembered to breathe. Found my way back to MLB BEACH HAUS and wanted to cry (tears of relief, mostly).
- Evening (7:00 PM): Drinks and dinner at the beach bar. Trying to forget the whole "lost" incident.
- Evening (9:00 PM): Trying to watch the stars, but mostly feeling exhausted and contemplating calling it a night.
Day 3: Snorkeling, Sunburn, and Existential Dread
- Morning (9:00 AM): Got out of bed, finally. My body is refusing to fully cooperate with the idea of another sunrise.
- Morning (10:00 AM): Snorkeling! The underwater world is breathtaking. Never seen so many colors. For a while I was thinking, "This is the life!"
- Morning (11:00 AM): Sunburn. Despite the sunscreen. Rookie mistake. Face feels like a tomato. I swear, the sun here has a personal vendetta against me.
- Afternoon (1:00 PM): Lunch at MLB BEACH HAUS. Trying to soothe the sunburn with aloe vera. The existential dread kicks in – why am I even here? What is the purpose of my life? Am I even qualified to be happy?
- Afternoon (3:00 PM): Swam some more. Feel better.
- Afternoon (4:00 PM): Got to have a beer at the bar while the sun sets.
- Evening (7:00 PM): Had dinner at the resort. Felt like my taste buds are recovering, so I dared order something with at least a little spice.
- Evening (9:00 PM): Write in my journal, while trying to recall all the wonderful experiences. I'm thankful. But tomorrow, I have to drive that horrible motorbike again.
Day 4: Departure - Farewell, Paradise (Until Next Time, Please!)
- Morning (7:00 AM): Last sunrise from my beach chair. The beauty of this place is hitting me hard now. A little teary-eyed, not gonna lie.
- Morning (9:00 AM): Had breakfast at the resort. Felt like I could live like this forever.
- Morning (10:00 AM): More beach time – soaking it all in before the ferry. Said goodbye to the friendly, resort dog.
- Afternoon (12:00 PM): Ferry to Dumaguete. Feeling melancholy. Also, reflecting on how I was only able to communicate with a few words in Tagalog.
- Afternoon (1:00 PM): Airport. Back to reality. I look like I’m going to be a deep shade of red.
- Afternoon (2:30 PM): On the plane. Already planning my return. Siquijor, you beautiful, slightly chaotic island, you've stolen a piece of my heart.
- Evening (6:00 PM, Manila Time): Back in Manila – the sensory overload is real. Already dreaming of the quiet beaches of Siquijor. I miss my beachfront house.
- Post Trip: Booking my next visit. MLB Beach Haus, prepare yourself. I’m bringing more sunscreen, a better sense of direction, and a whole lot of love for this incredible island. Wish me luck! I'll need it.
Is this REALLY paradise? Like, actual, genuine, no-BS paradise?
Okay, so "paradise" is a loaded word, right? I mean, did *God* himself design this place? Probably not. But listen, Siquijor? It's gorgeous. Like, postcard-worthy gorgeous. The water? Unreal. Turquoise, clear, the kind you just want to plop into and forget the world. The sand? Fine, white, and doesn’t instantly melt your feet (unlike that volcanic crap on some fake beaches). HOWEVER… let's not get carried away. It’s paradise with a side of "island time," which often translates to "waiting for everything longer than you'd like."
Real talk? I went there expecting perfection and found… a beautiful, slightly-flawed gem. Think less "Garden of Eden" and more "that awesome beach you went to in Thailand but, ya know, in the Philippines." Don't go expecting flawless – expect an adventure.
What's the "MLB" part all about? Because I’m not sure I want to bunk next to a bunch of sweaty baseball players.
HA! Good question. I cringed a little at that too, initially. “MLB” in this case, thankfully, supposedly does NOT stand for Major League Baseball. (Whew!) Apparently, it stands for "Main Lodge Building" or "Most Luxurious Beach Haus" (I'm leaning towards the latter, as it sounds far more exciting and dramatic!). So, you're safe from the potential stench of athletic socks and post-game Gatorade. Phew! Though, be warned, I've heard those “luxury” claims can be... a touch optimistic. More on that *later*...
Is the beach REALLY right there? 'Cause the brochures always lie.
Okay, this is a HUGE win. Yes, the beach *is* incredibly close. Like, you could practically roll out of bed and onto the sand. I’m talking a few steps, maybe a stumble depending on how many cocktails you've downed. I'm picturing myself now... I'm there, sun on my face, a cold beer in hand. (Okay, back to reality.) It’s pretty darn good. You definitely get your bang for your buck in terms of beach proximity. That's a major selling point, and they get it right. Plus, the sunsets? *chef's kiss* Spectacular. I'm starting to miss it now, hold on a second...
What's the deal with the "Beach Haus"? Are we talking fancy, rustic, or… what?
The "Beach Haus"… It's… charming. Let's go with charming. Expect a slightly rustic vibe. Think less "Four Seasons" and more "charming family home that still needs a few upgrades." The wood floors squeak, the air conditioning might be a bit temperamental, and the hot water *might* decide to go on vacation at any given moment. I had a shower once... no, scratch that, a *damp* shower that was both cold and a bit rusty. But hey! It's part of the experience, right? The local charm. I went in with low expectations and was pleasantly surprised! Mostly.
Food! What is the food situation like? Do I have to eat mystery meat all week?
Okay, food is important, people. I was SUPER nervous about this. Thankfully, Siquijor has some amazing options. Fresh seafood? Absolutely. Grilled fish? Yes, please! The local restaurants, many right on the beach, serve up delicious, authentic Filipino cuisine. You can expect a lot of rice (a LOT), plenty of fresh fruit, and the occasional mystery meat, but mostly pretty good stuff. I had the freshest mango I've ever tasted IN MY LIFE! And let me tell you... I am a mango connoisseur. There are also little shops around to purchase snacks. Just be prepared to embrace the "island time" for your food too. The service is usually friendly but can be slow. Plan accordingly. Bring snacks!
What about the Wi-Fi? Because let's be honest, social media withdrawal is a serious illness.
HAHA! Good one. The Wi-Fi… Let's just say it's "present" but not always "reliable." It's patchy, it’s slow, and it will make you question the meaning of life. I spent a good part of my week staring at the loading circle. Accept that and embrace it. It forces you to actually *disconnect.* Seriously! You'll spend time reading, talking to people, and actually looking at the incredible scenery. It was torture, but a worthwhile torture. My advice: download everything you need *before* you go, and then hope for the best. I watched my entire watchlist of movies and got a full dose of sunshine.
Are there any activities *besides* lying on the beach and contemplating the vastness of the ocean?
YES! Thank GOD! Siquijor is full of them. I dove into the local culture. Snorkelling? Amazing. The coral reefs are vibrant. You can rent a scooter and explore the island (highly recommended - though, watch out for the potholes!). The waterfalls are stunning. There's a famous "Old Enchanted Balete Tree" that's worth a visit (just don't touch the roots, you might get cursed, or so the stories say). And then there are the countless restaurants and bars to get lost in. You'll probably have the time of your life. I know I did.
Okay, be brutally honest. What was the *worst* part of the trip?
Oh, alright, you twisted my arm. Here we go. Okay, this is where the real talk starts. One word: Cockroaches. They were everywhere. Not, like, a few. I mean, a *lot*. They were out in the open, they were hiding in the crevices, they were watching you as you ate your dinner. I'm telling you, I'm not the best with bugs but I *really* don't like cockroaches. I'm still having nightmares. This is my one true complaint about Siquijor. It's not a deal-breaker, but, again, it takes away from the "paradise" feeling somewhat. It’s just nature being nature, I guess. But still, *shudders*.
Would you go back?
Yes! Absolutely. Despite theOcean View Inn
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