Escape to Brook Cottage: Your Dream Dale Dale Getaway (2 Beds!)
Okay, buckle up, buttercups, because we're diving headfirst into a review of "Escape to Brook Cottage: Your Dream Dale Dale Getaway (2 Beds!)" and, let me tell you, this is going to be a rollercoaster. Forget polished brochures, we're talking full-blown, messy-haired, coffee-stained reality. Because let's be honest, who really trusts a perfect review anyway?
First Impressions (and the Awkward Truth About My Back):
From the get-go, the name already had me dreaming. Brook Cottage! Dale Dale! Sounds like a fairytale. The question is, does it feel like one? Well, sort of. The countryside… it’s stunning. Seriously, drop-dead gorgeous. But, and it's a big but, my back, my poor, aging back, was already screaming after the car journey. I'm thinking, "Right, accessibility… Is this place a death trap?"
- Accessibility: Listed. Thank goodness. This is vital. The website claimed to be wheelchair accessible, which is a relief. I didn't need a wheelchair but just knowing there are facilities for guests with mobility challenges is reassuring. I hope they really are accessible though; I saw a steep entrance with poor lighting, which would be a nightmare for anyone, so I am slightly questioning the claims.
- Getting Around: Alright, parking. Free car park? YES! On-site? DOUBLE YES! Valet? Okay, I ain't got a Bentley, but the option is nice. More importantly, is the car allowed or required to park the car? Car park [on-site], Car park [free of charge]. Fantastic. Now, airport transfers and taxi services would be useful later, but for now, I can deal with a rental.
- Elevator: Listed. Wonderful.
- Facilities for disabled guests: Listed. Good to hear, always good.
Rooming It Up (and Finding Comforts):
Okay, let's talk rooms because that's where you'll spend most of your time. This is where Brook Cottage started winning me over.
Available in All Rooms: Air conditioning? Check. Air conditioning in public area? Check! This is a must-have, and a lifesaver.
Necessary Amenities: Air conditioning, complimentary tea, coffee/tea maker, daily housekeeping!
The Details That Matter: The mini-bar was stocked (score!). The extra-long bed? Glorious! I slept like a log. Non-smoking rooms? Praise the heavens. The safe box? Essential for my passport and (ahem) ahem… valuables. I was also quite content with the slippers.
*Rooms:
- Bathroom. I hate hotel bathrooms. But this one had a workable shower, and the toiletries were actually decent quality!
- The window that opens got some air in. Important.
- Hair dryer. Hallelujah.
- The Blackout curtains were amazing!
Internet: Free Wi-Fi in all rooms! Double score! And, it worked! The connection was fast and reliable, which is absolutely essential for a travel blogger to be able to upload my photos, work, and keep in touch with the family.
Let's Talk Food, Glorious Food (and My Unsuccessful Diet):
Right, food. This is where things get interesting. I'm a sucker for a good breakfast, and let's be real, a bad hotel breakfast can ruin a whole day.
- Breakfast: Breakfast [buffet], Breakfast service, Asian breakfast, Asian cuisine in restaurant. Uh oh. Buffet in restaurant, Western breakfast, Western cuisine in restaurant. Excellent and very varied!
- Dining Options: A la carte in restaurant, Coffee/tea in restaurant, Coffee shop, Desserts in restaurant, Poolside bar, Restaurants, Room service, Snack bar, Soup in restaurant, Vegetarian restaurant, Western cuisine in restaurant. Everything on the list!
The breakfast buffet was vast and delicious. I totally, completely, and utterly failed to stick to my diet. There were pastries. Fresh fruit. Bacon. Bacon! And eggs. And… well, you get the picture. I did not leave hungry.
- The Poolside Bar: The poolside bar offered a decent selection of drinks, and the happy hour was a welcome touch after a long day of exploring.
- Restaurants: The restaurants offered a great mix of international cuisines, including an excellent vegetarian option.
The Spa (and My Existential Crisis in a Robe):
Okay, spa time. This is where Brook Cottage truly shines.
- Spa: Body scrub, Body wrap, Foot bath, Massage, Sauna, Spa/sauna, Steamroom. Good!
- Swimming: Pool with view, Swimming pool, Swimming pool [outdoor]
I booked a massage. And, oh my god, it was heavenly. Seriously. I felt all the stress just melt away (and my back, thank goodness, finally started to loosen up). The pool with a view was stunning, and I spent a lovely couple of hours soaking up the sun. The spa facilities were top-notch. The sauna and steam room? Pure bliss. I left the spa feeling like a whole new person.
For the Kids (and the Rest of Us):
I didn't travel with kids, but I noticed a few things:
- For the kids: Family/child friendly, Kids facilities, Kids meal, Babysitting service. Good for the families.
Cleanliness, Safety, and Those Darned Hand Sanitizer Stations:
Ok, let's get serious for a moment. In these Covid times, cleanliness is KING.
- Cleanliness and safety: Anti-viral cleaning products, Daily disinfection in common areas, Hand sanitizer, Hot water linen and laundry washing, Hygiene certification, Individually-wrapped food options, Physical distancing of at least 1 meter, Professional-grade sanitizing services, Room sanitization opt-out available, Rooms sanitized between stays, Safe dining setup, Sanitized kitchen and tableware items, Staff trained in safety protocol, Sterilizing equipment.
- Safety features: CCTV in common areas, CCTV outside property, Fire extinguisher, Front desk [24-hour], Non-smoking rooms, Room decorations, Smoke alarms, Soundproof rooms.
- Other: Cashless payment service, Doctor/nurse on call, First aid kit, Safe boxes, Security [24-hour].
Brook Cottage appeared to be taking hygiene seriously. There were hand sanitizer stations EVERYWHERE (maybe a few too many!). The staff were all masked, and there was evidence of cleaning throughout. Rooms were cleaned daily. This definitely put my mind at rest.
The Little Things (and the Slightly Annoying Bits):
- Services and conveniences: Air conditioning in public area, Audio-visual equipment for special events, Business facilities, Cash withdrawal, Concierge, Contactless check-in/out, Convenience store, Currency exchange, Daily housekeeping, Doorman, Dry cleaning, Elevator, Essential condiments, Facilities for disabled guests, Food delivery, Gift/souvenir shop, Indoor venue for special events, Invoice provided, Ironing service, Laundry service, Luggage storage, Meeting/banquet facilities, Meetings, Meeting stationery, On-site event hosting, Outdoor venue for special events, Projector/LED display, Safety deposit boxes, Seminars, Shrine, Smoking area, Terrace, Wi-Fi for special events, Xerox/fax in business center.
- Check-in/out: Check-in/out [express], Check-in/out [private].
- Services: Audio-visual equipment for special events, Business facilities, Cash withdrawal, Concierge, Contactless check-in/out, Convenience store, Currency exchange, Daily housekeeping, Doorman, Dry cleaning, Elevator, Essential condiments, Facilities for disabled guests, Food delivery, Gift/souvenir shop, Indoor venue for special events, Invoice provided, Ironing service, Laundry service, Luggage storage, Meeting/banquet facilities, Meetings, Meeting stationery, On-site event hosting, Outdoor venue for special events, Projector/LED display, Safety deposit boxes, Seminars, Shrine, Smoking area, Terrace, Wi-Fi for special events, Xerox/fax in business center.
There’s a gift shop (always dangerous!), and the concierge was helpful. I appreciate the doorman, even if I didn't need him. The main service was great.
The Bottom Line (and Why You Should Go):
Look, "Escape to Brook Cottage" isn't perfect. Nothing is. But it's charming, comfortable, and genuinely relaxing. It's a place where you can unwind, stuff your face with delicious food, and forget about the world for a while.
My overall score: 4.5 out of 5 stars. I would absolutely recommend this place, despite those weird entrances. Come prepared to relax, eat well, and soak up the beauty of the Dale. And, on a personal note, maybe bring a back brace… Just in case.
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Alright, buckle up buttercups, because we're about to unleash some serious, delicious, wonky travel planning for BROOK COTTAGE GREEN, Dale, UK. Two bedrooms, eh? Sounds… potentially romantic, or disastrously cramped, depending on who's coming. Let's just say I’m hoping for the former. And, to make it all REAL, let's assume I'm going with… my partner, Dave, and our perpetually hungry beagle, Winston. God help us all.
Travel Itinerary: Brook Cottage Green – Dale, UK (Emphasis on the Mess, Baby!)
Day 1: The Pre-Trip Panic and the Glorious Coast
- 8:00 AM (ish): Wake up in something of a cold sweat. Have I packed enough socks? Did I remember the doggy poop bags? (The answer, inevitably, is NO to both). Dave is already downstairs, making that godawful instant coffee he insists he loves. I swear, even Winston rolls his eyes at it.
- 9:00 AM - 10:00 AM: Pack the car. The boot fills up like a clown car at a circus. Dave's got three fishing rods "just in case," Winston needs his entire toy collection, and I've packed enough cheese to single-handedly cause a national dairy shortage. Arguments are starting… about how much cheese is enough and how much is too much.
- 10:30 AM: Finally hit the road, after a last-minute dash to grab the travel adapter I FORGOT. Traffic is already a nightmare. Winston whines. I pop a travel sickness tablet (for myself, mostly).
- 1:00 PM: Lunch is a spontaneous stop at a roadside greasy spoon (because, let's be honest, we were starving). The coffee is better than Dave's, which is a low bar to clear, I know. Winston gets a suspiciously large sausage. I'm already deeply regretting my food choices.
- 4:00 PM (ish): Arrive at Brook Cottage Green. Breathe a huge sigh of relief. The cottage is… actually rather lovely! Much nicer than the photos, which always feels like a win. The garden is bigger than expected. Dave's already eyeballing potential fishing spots on the map I made a copy from. Winston is immediately sniffing everything.
- 5:00 PM - 8:00 PM: Unpack. Settle in. A quick wander around the cottage. The view is spectacular, overlooking the sea. This is going to be GOOD. We crack open a bottle of something bubbly and toast to freedom! Winston gets to relax in the beautiful garden, which is a huge perk to have.
- 8:00 PM: Dinner. Something simple, and quick. Maybe some of that cheese I overpacked. Dave is already planning a fishing trip for tomorrow, I have to calm myself down. I just want to see the view.
Day 2: Coastal Adventures, Fish, and… Regret?
- 7:00 AM: Dave wakes up early, fishing rod in hand (I knew it!). He has some coffee and wakes me to the sounds of him preparing to go fishing. Winston follows Dave around the yard, excited and ready to venture off on another adventure. I stayed in bed.
- 8:00 AM: The breakfast is a simple scramble, and I get a coffee.
- 9:00 AM - 12:00 PM: Coastal walk! We take Winston for a long walk along the coastal path. The sea air is invigorating and Winston is in heaven. The views are stunning, and I take a million photos. Dave, surprisingly, forgets about fishing for a little while. We find a hidden cove, perfect for Winston to frolic in the water. Absolute bliss.
- 12:00 PM: Lunch at a pub in Dale. Fish and chips, of course. They do a decent pint too. Winston gets some table scraps (shh!). This is living!
- 2:00 PM - 4:00 PM. More walking, more exploring. We discover a tiny, adorable (and thankfully empty) ice cream shop. Dave still hasn't caught a fish. Starting to feel a little smug.
- 6:00 PM: Dave is back from his fishing trip, looking tired. He has caught… nothing. Zero. Zilch. Nada. Winston, however, has found a particularly smelly seaweed, and loves it. I feel a slight stirring of relief. Maybe he'll give up on the fishing…
- 8:00 PM: Dinner is… fish and chips take away, thanks to Dave being grumpy, and me not wanting to cook. I think on the fishing… I feel bad, but also, hey, I've got to win some argument.
Day 3: Exploring, Pubs, and Potential Disaster?
- 9:00 AM: Winston has woken up in a particularly destructive mood, and has chewed a hole in Dave's favorite fishing hat. Oh, the drama.
- 10:00 AM: Drive to the nearby town of Milford Haven. Check the area out – very nice.
- 12:00 PM: Lunch at a pub.
- 2:00 PM - 6:00 PM: We have a pub crawl through village of Dale. The plan is simple, sample every pub, and take any advice on where to eat, or what to do. We do, and its amazing. Winston, after having a quiet nap in the car, enjoys himself, receiving plenty of pats, and water.
- 7:00 PM: I cook dinner. It's… not my best work. Dave, however, is too cheerful to notice. (Maybe he's still feeling the effects of the pub crawl). The evening is spent laughing, and playing games.
- 9:00 PM - ???: Bedtime. I think. Or maybe another glass of wine. This trip is becoming increasingly blurry, and I'm absolutely loving it.
Day 4: The Journey Home & The Post-Holiday Slump
- 8:00 AM: The inevitable packing-up panic. How can so much stuff have accumulated in such a short time? Winston, of course, is shedding everywhere.
- 9:00 AM: A final, lingering look at the cottage. Wish we could stay longer.
- 10.00 AM: The drive home. More traffic. More whining from the back seat. More cheese.
- Lunch (Somewhere): The usual roadside stop. The same greasy spoon (can't escape).
- 6:00 PM: Home, sweet, chaotic home. Unpack. Start the laundry mountain. Winston is already asleep, dreaming of seaweed and coastal walks.
- 7:00 PM: The post-holiday slump sets in. The washing up to do seems to never end and the holiday blues, or a hangover (I don't know what is at play yet) are starting to set In.
- 8:00 PM: We agree (grudgingly) that we should do it again. Soon. Because despite the chaos, the slightly suspect food, and the (still) fruitless fishing, this trip was everything. We are going to make a repeat booking!
Notes and Ramblings:
- Food: I'm hoping for fresh seafood, local produce, and absolutely zero chain restaurants. Give me a pub with a roaring fire and a plate of something hearty. Also, if anyone knows a good bakery near Dale, TELL ME. I NEED CAKE.
- Winston: He's a beagle. Expect endless sniffing, a constant state of hunger, and the occasional (or frequent) escape attempt. He's also the best boy.
- Dave: Pray for him. He's obsessed with fishing. If he catches something, I'll probably be forced to eat it. Wish me luck.
- Imperfections: I'm not aiming for glossy perfection. I'm hoping for real, messy, laugh-out-loud, memory-making fun. And maybe a little bit of relaxation. Maybe.
- Expectations: Don't expect me to stick to any kind of schedule. Spontaneity is key. The best trips are the ones that go slightly off-piste.
- Pacing: This itinerary is a guideline, not a gospel. I'll follow my mood, the weather, and the whims of a beagle.
This is merely a starting point. The details may change, the plans may shift, but one thing is certain: it's going to be an adventure. And I can't wait. Now, where's that corkscrew…?
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Right, so… Escape to Brook Cottage. What’s *actually* the deal? Is it genuinely idyllic, or just Instagram-filtered nonsense?
Okay, deep breath. Brook Cottage... it's *mostly* idyllic. Like, 80% idyllic, maybe 85% on a good day when the sheep aren't bleating directly outside your window at 5 AM (they do, by the way. They REALLY do). The photos are *generally* accurate, though they conveniently leave out the slightly wonky tap in the downstairs loo that seems to have a mind of its own. Think quaint charm, rolling hills, and the kind of peace that makes you want to scream with joy… and occasionally, mild frustration when you can't get a decent Wi-Fi signal. Pro-tip: download all your streaming stuff *before* you arrive. You’ll thank me later.
Those "two beds". Are we talking proper beds, or… sofa beds disguised as prisons?
Actual beds! Phew. No sofa-bed torture here. It’s a double and a twin. My partner, bless him, slept in the twin (his snores are legendary, and the cottage walls are, well, thin). The double? Glorious. Seriously, I think I slept for a solid twelve hours the first night. It’s like the beds are woven from clouds and dreams. Okay, maybe not, but they were comfortable. And let's be honest, after a day of rambling around the Dales, you'll need a good sleep.
Dog-friendly? Because if I can't bring my furry overlord, we're going elsewhere.
YES! Dog-friendly! Thank the heavens. We had our scruffy terrier, Winston, with us. He bounced around like a loon the entire time. Just… be warned. There are sheep. Glorious, fluffy, tempting sheep. Keep your dog on a lead. Winston, despite several strongly worded conversations, still tried to 'make friends' with a particularly grumpy-looking ram. It didn’t end well for Winston's ego (or, frankly, the poor ram’s). Clean-up is expected, of course. And trust me, those sheep... they *poop*. A lot.
Alright, let's talk location. Is it *really* "in the heart of the Dales" or just… vaguely near a field? Because some of these descriptions are… optimistic.
Right. Optimistic descriptions? Preach! Brook Cottage... is actually pretty spot-on. You walk out the door and bam! Rolling hills. Think picturesque villages, stone walls snaking across the landscape, and enough walking trails to wear out even the most energetic hiker (or, in Winston’s case, the most energetic destroyer of cushions). We were literally five minutes from a pub. A *proper* pub, with a roaring fire and a friendly landlord. It’s bliss. It's a *bit* remote, mind you. Don’t expect Uber Eats. Or a late-night Tesco run. Plan ahead! I learned the hard way... after discovering I'd forgotten the coffee. The HORROR.
So, the kitchen. Is it actually equipped for cooking, or just a sad collection of mismatched crockery and a rusty tin opener? I'm planning on doing some REAL cooking, not just heating up microwave meals.
Okay, the kitchen. This is a *mixed bag*. The appliances are decent enough, the oven works (thank god), and there’s even a dishwasher (hallelujah!). However... the equipment is a little… eclectic. There's a frying pan that seems to have seen better days, a couple of pans that would probably be more at home in a museum, and a sieve that looks like it's actively trying to fall apart. But! There's a good stock of basic stuff – cutlery, plates, glasses, and you get a lovely welcome pack of tea, coffee, and biscuits. Bring your favourite chef's knife, and maybe a decent peeler, and you'll be golden. We managed to cook a lovely Sunday roast – despite the slightly dodgy pan. It added to the charm, right? Right?!
What about the bathroom? Clean? Hot water? Or more of a 'rustic' experience involving cold showers and questionable plumbing?
The bathroom is… *passable*. It's clean, thankfully. No horrific mould situations. The shower has good water pressure. The hot water is (mostly) reliable. It's functional, let's say. Not exactly a spa experience, but it gets the job done. The only real issue was that the toilet *occasionally* sounded like it was about to launch into space. But hey, character, right? And you could get away with not showering for days if you really wanted to. No pressure, that is, though I did. Cleanliness is next to godliness, as they say.
What's the Wi-Fi situation? Because, you know, some of us actually need to *work* occasionally… or at least, scroll Instagram.
Ah, the Wi-Fi. Brace yourself. It’s… *temperamental*. It works. Sometimes. Mostly in the living room, and only when the wind is blowing east and the sheep are quiet. Seriously, it's like trying to surf the internet on a dial-up connection from the 90s. Prepare to embrace the digital detox. Download everything you need *before* you get there. And maybe bring a good book. Or ten.
Is it really peaceful? Or are you constantly battling noisy neighbours/traffic/loud farm animals?
Peaceful. Mostly. The sheep can get a bit rowdy first thing, as I may have mentioned. And there's the occasional tractor. But honestly? It’s incredibly peaceful. Blissfully so. The only real noise comes from the wind, rustling through the trees, and... occasionally, Winston snoring. (He *really* snores). You can truly switch off. The only thing that could ruin that peace is a *particularly* loud car alarm, but there were no cars there, so that can't be true.
Anything else I should know? Little quirks, things that are *actually* important, things the brochure conveniently leaves out? Spill the tea!
Okay, the tea… right. Bring your own. Seriously. The little things? Pack wellies. Seriously. The mud is real. And glorious. Prepare for rain, even if the forecast says sunshine. The heating is perfectly adequate, but it might be a good idea to bring extra layers, just in case. The stairs are steep (if you have bad knees, be warned). And the lack of phone signal is either a blessing or a curse, depending on your perspective. Oh, and one last thing: The views. The views are *breathtaking*. Seriously. They're worth the trip alone. Oh, and there's a lovely little pub quiz down theRoam And Rests
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