**Indonesian Paradise Found: D'lima Guest House Sub Surabaya — Your Dream Getaway Awaits!**
Okay, buckle up buttercups, because we’re diving headfirst into D'lima Guest House Sub Surabaya – Your Dream Getaway Awaits! And let me tell you, I’m not sure about dream getaway, more like “a really solid, comfortable and pretty damn good” getaway. This is gonna be a raw, unfiltered review. Forget the glossy brochure; we're getting real.
First off… Accessibility. Okay, this is IMPORTANT for someone like me, who appreciates not having to navigate a mountain range to reach the lobby. Here’s the unvarnished truth: it's a little murky. Facilities for disabled guests are listed, but in true Indonesian style, it’s probably a bit of a mixed bag. I'd recommend calling ahead and grilling them specifically about wheelchair access, ramps, elevators, and bathrooms. Don’t take their word for it, get specifics. You know? Better safe than sorry.
Right, let's get to the good stuff – On-site accessible restaurants / lounges. Hmmm. That's a tough one to answer given the lack of any mention of restaurants. Okay. Maybe the poolside bar? Maybe. I'm imagining myself, post-massage (more on that later!), sipping a Bintang and contemplating life. Could. Be. Lovely.
Internet access – thank GOD. Because let’s be honest, in this digital age, no Wi-Fi is a dealbreaker. They boast about Free Wi-Fi in all rooms! AND Internet [LAN] and plain old Internet services. Okay, good. I need my fix. I can't go cold turkey.
Let's talk about the fun stuff! Things to do, ways to relax. This is where D'lima shines. Buckle up, because this is gonna be a fun ride!
- Ways to Relax: Body scrub, Body wrap, Fitness center, Foot bath, Gym/fitness, Massage, Pool with view, Sauna, Spa, Spa/sauna, Steamroom, Swimming pool, Swimming pool [outdoor]. Oh, YES. YES YES YES! The list is a veritable buffet of pampering. The pool with a view is exactly what I need. My soul needs a moment. The spa/sauna options call my name. I mean, after a few days of Indonesian heat and chaos, a good steam room sounds like heaven. Forget the world, I AM ESCAPING.
- The Spa: Oh, man, the spa! I'm picturing myself, face down, a skilled masseuse working out all my life's tensions with some amazing-smelling oil. Maybe a body wrap too! What's better than feeling like a pampered potato? Okay, I'm getting ahead of myself, let's just say I’m excited. I really need some of that.
- Fitness Center: Hmm, now, I have a love-hate relationship with hotel gyms. Usually, they're cramped, smelling faintly of stale sweat and regret. We’ll see. But hey, at least there’s a way to burn off all the delicious food I'm about to devour.
- The Pool: I’m picturing it now: crystal-clear water, the sun beating down, a perfectly chilled drink in hand, maybe a book… Bliss. I swear, if something happens and the pool isn’t exactly what I’m picturing, I'm gonna cry.
- The Pool Bar: Ah yes, where the magic happens. This is where I will be, if you need me.
Now, let's move on to the "things you gotta know":
Cleanliness and safety: Okay, in the post-pandemic world, this is KEY. They've got Anti-viral cleaning products, Daily disinfection in common areas, Hand sanitizer, Hot water linen and laundry washing, Hygiene certification, Individually-wrapped food options, Physical distancing of at least 1 meter, Professional-grade sanitizing services, Room sanitization opt-out available, Rooms sanitized between stays, Safe dining setup, Sanitized kitchen and tableware items, Staff trained in safety protocol, Sterilizing equipment. Phew! That’s… a lot. It sounds like they’re taking things seriously. And honestly, I appreciate that. Bonus points for the doctor/nurse on call – because, let's face it, sometimes travel gives you the ick.
Dining, drinking, and snacking: Alright, let's get to my favourite part of any getaway… Food!
- Asian breakfast, Asian cuisine in restaurant, Bar, Bottle of water, Breakfast [buffet], Breakfast service, Buffet in restaurant, Coffee/tea in restaurant, Coffee shop, Desserts in restaurant, Happy hour, International cuisine in restaurant, Poolside bar, Restaurants, Room service [24-hour], Salad in restaurant, Snack bar, Soup in restaurant, Vegetarian restaurant, Western breakfast, Western cuisine in restaurant. Oh, it's a breakfast buffet for sure. I'm a buffet person.
- The Food: I'm curious about the Asian cuisine -- Indonesian food is amazing! I'm also partial to Western breakfast offerings, because, you know, sometimes you just need a good omelet. Hopefully, the coffee is strong.
- The Bar: And let's not forget the Poolside bar for those aforementioned chilled drinks. I'm already planning my cocktail of choice.
- Room Service: 24 hour? Awesome.
- Coffee shop : Coffee shop. Please, please, tell me the coffee isn't instant. Even if it is, 24 hour room service takes care of the problem.
- Desserts: Yes. Yes to all the desserts.
Services and conveniences: The practical stuff!
- Air conditioning in public area, Audio-visual equipment for special events, Business facilities, Cash withdrawal, Concierge, Contactless check-in/out, Convenience store, Currency exchange, Daily housekeeping, Doorman, Dry cleaning, Elevator, Essential condiments, Facilities for disabled guests, Food delivery, Gift/souvenir shop, Indoor venue for special events, Invoice provided, Ironing service, Laundry service, Luggage storage, Meeting/banquet facilities, Meetings, Meeting stationery, On-site event hosting, Outdoor venue for special events, Projector/LED display, Safety deposit boxes, Seminars, Shrine, Smoking area, Terrace, Wi-Fi for special events, Xerox/fax in business center: Okay, so this place has been around the block. Air conditioning – a must-have in Surabaya. Elevator – good for those with mobility issues (though, again, double-check on accessibility). I can already see myself sipping tea on the terrace, maybe even catching some sun. Plus, Daily housekeeping? Yes, please! My inner slob appreciates this.
For the kids:
- Babysitting service, Family/child friendly, Kids facilities, Kids meal. If you've got kids, looks like they're pretty well catered for which is ideal.
For the Security freaks:
- Access, CCTV in common areas, CCTV outside property, Check-in/out [express], Check-in/out [private], Couple's room, Exterior corridor, Fire extinguisher, Front desk [24-hour], Hotel chain, Non-smoking rooms, Smoke alarms, Security [24-hour], Safe deposit boxes. Good to know, safety first.
Getting around:
- Airport transfer, Bicycle parking, Car park [free of charge], Car park [on-site], Car power charging station, Taxi service, Valet parking. Airport transfer is a huge plus after a long flight!
Available in all rooms:
- Additional toilet, Air conditioning, Alarm clock, Bathrobes, Bathroom phone, Bathtub, Blackout curtains, Carpeting, Closet, Coffee/tea maker, Complimentary tea, Daily housekeeping, Desk, Extra long bed, Free bottled water, Hair dryer, High floor, In-room safe box, Interconnecting room(s) available, Internet access – LAN, Internet access – wireless, Ironing facilities, Laptop workspace, Linens, Mini bar, Mirror, Non-smoking, On-demand movies, Private bathroom, Reading light, Refrigerator, Safety/security feature, Satellite/cable channels, Scale, Seating area, Separate shower/bathtub, Shower, Slippers, Smoke detector, Socket near the bed, Sofa, Soundproofing, Telephone, Toiletries, Towels, Umbrella, Visual alarm, Wake-up service, Wi-Fi [free], Window that opens. Okay. Here's what I WANT to find in every room: Blackout curtains. Coffee/tea maker (essential!), a comfy bed, a shower, and a window that opens. Here's what I'm mildly concerned about: Bathroom phone… really? Who needs a phone in the bathroom?
Room Decorations. I'm not going to lie. The thought of a romantically decorated room has me picturing some very questionable things, and I'm not even the romantic type!
Final Verdict
Okay, so D'lima Guest House Sub Surabaya looks like a solid choice. It's not perfect, and you'll have to do your homework on accessibility. What it does promise, and what I’m REALLY looking forward to, is a chance to relax. The
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Day 1: Surabaya - Arrival, Chaos, and Questionable Street Food
- Morning (6:00 AM - 8:00 AM): Ugh. The alarm. That jet lag is already attempting to strangle me. Dragging my suitcase out of the airport was an Olympic event in itself, battling a swarm of overzealous taxi drivers. Finally, after navigating the chaos and some dodgy directions, I think I've found my way to D'lima Guest House. The welcome was… well, it was present. The front desk guy looked like he'd seen a ghost and didn't speak much English but he pointed me to a room.
- Mid-Morning (8:00 AM - 10:00 AM): The room! Okay, it's…compact. Let's call it "cozy." The aircon is blasting, which is heavenly after the heat and humidity outside. My first emotional reaction? Relief. Pure, unadulterated relief. I promptly collapse on the slightly lumpy bed and vow to avoid excessive movement until I've had at least an hour of shut-eye.
- Late Morning (10:00 AM - 12:00 PM): Attempt to explore. Armed with a map and a healthy dose of optimism, I venture out into the Surabaya heat. The sights, the sounds, the smells… my senses are overwhelmed! A cacophony of motorbikes, street vendors hawking (probably) delicious things, and the general, electric energy of a new city. I make a beeline for a local warung (small eatery) near the guest house based on the Google reviews and a strong hunch.
- Afternoon (12:00 PM - 2:00 PM): Food Adventure! I point at something that looks vaguely like noodles and hope for the best. Turns out, it's the best! The noodles are spicy, the sauce is tangy, and the whole experience is a burst of flavor. My stomach might revolt, but my taste buds are ecstatic. The vendor's a cute old lady, she smiles and chuckles when she sees my expression, I feel truly welcome!. I vow to return for more soon.
- Late Afternoon (2:00 PM - 5:00 PM): Disaster. No, not really. But It was a bit of a letdown. Surabaya's famous Red Bridge. It looked so grand in the photos. Now, well, there's a lot of traffic, the waters around it are a bit… murkier than I'd hoped, and the air is thick with exhaust fumes. I still take a few photos, but the initial excitement wanes. I'm starting to get a bit of a headache from the heat and the sheer sensory overload.
- Evening (5:00 PM - 9:00 PM): The Guest House. There's no food, so I call a Grab. Turns out, the driver can't find the location and I am lost. So I walk and ask, but I miss the turn and, suddenly, I'm hopelessly turned around. Finally, after a good 45 minutes of wandering I find my Guest house. The simple things of life like a cold Bintang beer and some chips are the most welcoming. Now, trying to sleep, but the noises! Motorcycles seem to never sleep. I may need earplugs, and a whole lot of prayers…
Day 2: East Java Adventures - More Noodles! More Disasters!
- Morning (7:00 AM - 9:00 AM): Up, but I will never feel rested. After a restless night filled with incessant motorbike noise (and maybe a rogue mosquito), I am beyond exhausted. Breakfast is toast and instant coffee. Not my finest hour, food-wise. Determined to make the day more exciting, I'm booked to hike a waterfall. Surely, natural beauty can cure all ills including lack of sleep, bad coffee, and the lingering feeling that my luggage contains more dirty laundry than clean clothes.
- Late Morning (9:00 AM - 12:00 PM): Waterfall time! (or so I thought). The hike is steeper than anticipated. I had to pull my water bottle out a lot and I was sweating. The scenery… well, it's green. Very green. And humid. Did I mention the humidity? My sneakers are already soaked. The waterfall itself is beautiful, though! Very impressive, well worth the effort.
- Afternoon (12:00 PM - 3:00 PM): A food adventure! This time, I am in luck. This time I go to the restaurant closest to the waterfall. The warung is a little place with amazing views. It wasn't busy which was nice. The fried rice and the fresh lime juice is all amazing. It's a great lunch.
- Late Afternoon (3:00 PM - 6:00 PM): Back to the guest house. And with a quick nap.
- Evening (6:00 PM - onwards): Wandering around finding dinner. Noodles again! The sauce is perfect. I'm so happy. The rest of my time is spent enjoying the peace and quiet… until the motorbikes.
Day 3: Surabaya - Exploring, Reevaluating, and Accepting the Chaos
- Morning (8:00 AM - 10:00 AM): A slow start, naturally. I'm starting to embrace the chaos, the heat, the questionable translations, and the general "whatchoos gonna do?" vibe of Surabaya.
- Late Morning (10:00 AM - 12:00 PM): I decide to visit the House of Sampoerna, a historic cigarette factory. It's fascinating to see this glimpse of times gone by. It's also surprisingly beautiful and it's a great escape from the heat.
- Afternoon (12:00 PM - 2:00 PM): Lunch. I crave noodles.
- Late Afternoon (2:00 PM - 5:00 PM): I try the local transport. And that's when everything broke down. Literally. After getting on a bus, a motorbike, and two taxis. It takes me hours to get back to the hotel.
- Evening (6:00 PM - 9:00 PM): I give in. I order noodles from the street vendor. I'm finally ready to call this day, and this trip, a success.
Day 4: Departure - Goodbye Indonesia, you crazy, wonderful place!
- Morning (6:00 AM - 8:00 AM): Last-minute packing, a frantic search for my passport (found it!), and one final, lingering look at the chaos that is Surabayan sunrise.
- Departure: Leaving. Back home. This trip was amazing!
Indonesian Paradise Found: D'lima Guest House Sub Surabaya - Your Dream Getaway Awaits! - FAQ (and my chaotic thoughts)
Okay, so, D'lima Guest House... is it REALLY as good as the pictures make it look? Because let's be honest, Instagram lies.
Alright, here’s the truth… and I may or may not have spent the entire trip taking pictures of everything *but* myself. The pictures? Mostly accurate, surprisingly. No, the pool doesn't have a filter that magically makes you look like a supermodel (sadly), but the colors are *that* vibrant. The rooms *are* super clean, though I'm a bit of a slob and managed to make a tiny dent in that pristine-ness pretty quickly. I mean, the lighting is on point for selfies, so yeah, maybe the photos are slightly enhanced... but the ambience is just... *chef’s kiss*. Prepare for a serious case of visual overload. You’ve been warned.
Location, location location! Where exactly *is* D'lima Guest House, and how easy is it to get around?
Okay, so it's in Sub (Surabaya, duh!). Getting there… well, I'm terrible with directions. But thankfully, my taxi driver knew the area *really* well, which was a huge relief considering my jet lag. (I’d been awake for like, 30 hours. Don’t judge!). It's supposed to be close to some key landmarks and attractions, which is awesome. The *real* test, though, is the Grab/Gojek situation. Which, thankfully, seemed pretty solid. Never had a problem getting a ride to wherever my stomach desired. Which, let’s be honest, was the real priority. So, yeah, location: good. Mobility: Pretty darn good, even for a navigationally-challenged person such as myself.
The pool! Tell me about the pool! Is it as dreamy as it seems?
Oh. My. God. The pool. Okay, deep breaths. It's not just a pool; it's an experience. Picture this: Me, utterly exhausted from the flight, wading into that glorious, turquoise water... Pure, unadulterated bliss. I swear, I could feel my stress melting away like ice cream in the Surabaya heat. It's the perfect temperature, always. And the loungers? Comfy enough you could spend a solid afternoon reading, or contemplating the meaning of life, or, you know, just napping. (I did a lot of napping. Don't judge.) One minor, *tiny* imperfection? I, being the klutz that I am, almost tripped getting into the water. Grace is not my forte. But hey, at least it was a memorable entrance! The pool is, without a doubt, the single best thing about the whole place. Seriously.
What's the food situation like? Are there good restaurants nearby, or do they have food available at the guesthouse?
Okay, listen. Food is ESSENTIAL. And D'lima? They understand that. They have a breakfast available, which is decent. Your basic Indonesian breakfast fare but hey, it does the job! I, however, went full-on culinary adventurer, and tried a bunch of the warungs scattered around the area. You can get some of the best Indonesian Street food just down the road from the Guest House. The staff are happy to suggest some restaurants. Honestly, I think I gained five pounds. Five glorious pounds. Consider that a warning, and pack stretchy pants.
How's the service? Are the staff friendly and helpful? Because I'm a worrier and need my hand held sometimes.
Bless the staff. Seriously. They were *amazing*. They were friendly, they were helpful, and they put up with my terrible Indonesian (which mainly consisted of "terima kasih" and "bisa tolong?" - "thank you" and "can you help?"). I had a minor issue with the air conditioning (totally my fault, I think I was fumbling with the remote) and they fixed it immediately, with a smile. They even helped me arrange a Grab to get to the airport. They definitely went above and beyond. So, yes, the service is top-notch. You will feel looked after!
Are there any downsides? Be honest!
Okay, I promised honesty. Here's the slightly less shiny side:
* **Bug spray is essential.** The tropics, ya know? I swear, I looked like a walking buffet for the mosquitoes. Learn from my itchy mistakes!
* **The Wi-fi wasn't always perfect.** It’s not terrible. But there may be the occasional dip in the internet sometimes. Not a huge deal, but if you are glued to the internet, consider that.
* **Noise levels can vary.** Surabaja is a vibrant city! You may hear some of the sounds of the city. Don't bring your noise phobia to Surabaya, you'll hate it.
* **The aircon** I think I mentioned with the staff, but I'm a dummy, so you may have to fumble around with the remote as well
Okay, you mentioned the pool... but like, really REALLY mentioned the pool. What's your *best* memory there?
Okay, okay... brace yourselves. This might get a little... dramatic. Honestly, I don’t even know where to begin. I’d just arrived. Jet lag was turning me into a zombie. I was probably wearing the same travel clothes for 24 hours straight. And then... THE POOL.
I swear, the moment the crisp water touched my skin, I could feel the tension just *evaporate*. Like, poof! Gone. The sun was setting, casting this golden glow over the water. I was floating on my back, staring up at the sky, and I just started laughing. Out loud. Tears streaming down my face. Not tears of sadness, definitely not. Tears of pure, unadulterated joy. It felt like I'd finally… arrived. It wasn’t just about the pool. It was about the feeling. Peace. Escape. Realizing that sometimes, all you need is a little bit of paradise to completely reset.
There was this tiny little bird, flitting around the edge of the pool. And the smell of the local flowers in the air. Utter, total bliss. The feeling of utter peace. It was just...perfect. I'll be chasing that feeling for a long time. I'm still smiling thinking about it. No filter in the world could ever capture *that*.
Would you go back? And if so, when are you booking my room?
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