Copenhagen DREAM Apartment: Parliament Views! ❤️
Okay, buckle up, buttercups. This review is gonna be less polished travel brochure and more… well, me rambling about Copenhagen DREAM Apartment: Parliament Views! ❤️ Buckle in for the ride.
First Impressions (and a Little Panic About Getting There)
Okay, so, Parliament Views… sounds fancy, right? And it is, kinda. But getting to it? Copenhagen's charming cobblestone streets nearly did me in with my suitcase. Accessible? Well, the hotel itself, yes. But the journey from the airport? Let’s just say I earned my pre-trip Danish pastry by the time I arrived. (Getting Around: The hotel does offer Airport Transfer, thank the travel gods, and the Car Park [on-site] is a huge plus cuz parking in Copenhagen is the seventh circle of Dante’s Inferno, I swear.) Once I finally, finally arrived, the Check-in/out [express] was a godsend. Just what I needed. No faffing about after the suitcase Olympics.
Accessibility: The Important Stuff (and My Slightly Less-Than-Graceful Arrival)
Right, Wheelchair accessible is a crucial one for me, and thankfully, the hotel checks the boxes. Definitely a thumbs up. Facilities for disabled guests are well done, and the Elevator is a must-have. The lobby felt spacious, and the staff seemed genuinely helpful - a huge relief after my cobblestone adventure. And let's be honest, when you're traveling with mobility issues, that extra bit of understanding goes a long, long way.
Cleanliness and Safety: Because We All Live in a Germ-Filled World
Okay, let's talk about not getting the plague, yeah? The hotel is trying hard, and that earns massive points. Anti-viral cleaning products, Daily disinfection in common areas, Hand sanitizer stations everywhere – they're taking it seriously. The Rooms sanitized between stays is a great comfort, and I appreciated that. And, a total win! They even have Room sanitization opt-out available. Look, I'm a germaphobe to a degree, so it’s a big plus for me. Staff trained in safety protocol is also essential, and I am constantly on edge when I stay anywhere, so this really helped a lot.
The Room: Parliament Views, You Say?
Okay, picture this: I open the door, and BAM! Parliament. Just…there. Really, the Parliament Views are as advertised, and honestly, it’s pretty damn amazing. I mean… wow. The view is seriously the selling point. My room had Air conditioning, which was a lifesaver, and I’m a huge fan of Blackout curtains. I am a sleep purist, and it was a huge win. The Free Wi-Fi was speedy, and the Internet access – wireless was much appreciated. I actually got some work done, which is always a bonus. Other niceties: Coffee/tea maker, Refrigerator, and a Mini bar that, for a change, wasn’t outrageously priced. The Additional toilet was a definite win. It was, by and large, a comfortable and well-equipped room. My only issue? I am terrible at staying in my own space, and it was a little too perfect for my messy mind.
Amenities: Let’s Talk Pampering (and Whether I Actually Used Any)
Alright, now, let’s talk about what really matters, what else did this place have to offer?
- Fitness center: I swear I'd use it. I tell everyone I'll use it. I did not. Don't judge me. Copenhagen is a city for walking, and my legs were pretty much screaming by the end of each day.
- Spa/sauna: This sounds lush. If you're the type to actually use the spa, you'll love it. I am not that person, but I can see the appeal.
- Pool with view: Now you're talking! Yes, please! I am such a sucker for a good view. It’s gorgeous. I'd recommend this for any traveler.
- Massage: Seriously consider it, the staff is great and I was totally jealous of everyone in the spa robes.
Dining, Drinking, and Snacking: Fuelling the Wanderlust (and My Belly)
The food options are pretty solid. The Breakfast service was decent, but I’m more of a "grab-and-go" kind of person, which is why Breakfast takeaway service was much appreciated. The Coffee shop was a lifesaver, and I definitely took advantage of the Poolside bar on a sunny afternoon (highly recommended). No complaints about the drinks or the service, and I am a hard customer in bars. I did sample the A la carte in restaurant for dinner on one night – international cuisine. It was tasty, but to be honest, I spent most of my time exploring Copenhagen's amazing food scene. Happy hour is always useful, of course.
Services and Conveniences: Stuff That Makes Life Easier (or at Least Less Annoying)
The Concierge was super helpful with recommendations and bookings. Dry cleaning and Laundry service? Yes, please, especially after that suitcase debacle! The Luggage storage was a lifesaver too, allowing me to explore even after check out! These small details often make a huge difference in the overall experience.
Things to Do, Ways to Relax, and Why You Should Book (My Unsolicited Advice)
Okay, so, the real deal: Copenhagen DREAM Apartment: Parliament Views! ❤️ is a solid choice. It’s not perfect – no place is – but the location, the view, and the general vibe make up for a lot. This hotel is ideal if you:
- Want a killer view. Seriously, it’s the main selling point, no question.
- Appreciate a clean, safe, and well-equipped hotel.
- Don’t mind a bit of a walk (or a cab) to get to some of the more out-of-the-way attractions.
- Are looking for a base to explore one of the most charming cities.
The Emotional Verdict… Or, How I Really Felt
Look, it's not life-changing, but I liked it. I REALLY liked the view. It's the kind of place that makes you go, "Wow." It’s a solid, reliable choice. It’s definitely worth a look. Just be prepared for the getting-there part!
The Most Convincing Offer (Because I’m Selling You Hard Now)
Book Copenhagen DREAM Apartment: Parliament Views! ❤️ Now and Receive:
- Complimentary Bottle of Wine upon arrival (to help you celebrate surviving the airport commute!).
- Priority Late Check-Out: Giving you extra time to soak up those Parliament views.
- **Free Upgrade (based on availability)
- Exclusive Offer for the First 5 Guests: A voucher for a delicious meal at the hotel restaurant (because you deserve it after all that sightseeing).
Why this offer is the bomb, and you should book now:
- Because the view is freakin' amazing. Seriously, you'll instagram it, you’ll tell your friends, and you’ll be that person in your social circle, you know you wanna be!
- Because you deserve a treat. Traveling is exhausting! You deserve a little win with a free drink!
- Because you're reading this, you've read my insane rambles and you trust me (maybe). Don't delay, book today!!
So yeah, go. Book it!
Escape to Enchanting Izvestkovyy: Your Cozy Forest Guest House Awaits!
Okay, buckle up, buttercups. This isn't your pristine, perfectly-planned itinerary. This is how I, a slightly-caffeinated, easily-distracted human, actually experienced Copenhagen. And yeah, it's probably going to get messy. We're starting with a lovely apartment – next to the Parliament? Oh, please tell me there's a balcony! Praying to the travel gods right now…
Copenhagen: A Slightly Chaotic Adventure (with Extra Coffee)
Day 1: Arrival and That Beautiful, Slightly Annoying Clock
- Morning (ish): Arrival at Copenhagen Airport (CPH). Okay, so I thought I booked the direct flight. Turns out, a tiny layover in Amsterdam snuck its way in. Don't even get me started on the cheese smells. Anyway, navigated the surprisingly efficient train system – seriously, the Danish are into infrastructure. Very into infrastructure. Found the apartment. OMG. Close to the Parliament? CHECK. Lovely? Maybe. First impressions are everything, and the key broke when I unlocked the door. I had to push through for a full hour to unlock the door. This is not a good start.
- Afternoon: Finally inside! The apartment is lovely, BUT… the balcony is tiny. Like, I can barely fit a Dane-sized chair on it. Debriefed with the host when he came with the spare key. He thinks it's funny I broke the original. He laughs and says the lock is old and doesn't want to replace it. Then he tells me about the clock, the astrological clock tower a few blocks away. He tells me it is the most beautiful clock in the world. I want to hate him.
- Rambling Break: This clock. The host made me talk about it for like 10 minutes. Fine. It's gorgeous, yes. But I needed a NAP. And food. And a map that didn't make my brain hurt. Clock, clock, clock. I like clocks, but not as a replacement for sleep. The balcony, oh, the balcony… Maybe I can sneak out there with my morning coffee… if I can find a mini-chair.
- Late Afternoon/Evening: Attempted to find the "Nyhavn" - the famous colorful harbor. It's more crowded than I anticipated. Like, Disneyland on a Saturday crowded. The colors are gorgeous, though. Absolutely Instagram-worthy. Felt slightly like a tourist drone, but ate the overpriced herring sandwich. Totally worth it. Then… the clock. I had to find it. I got lost. Got yelled at by a really angry seagull. Finally found it. Beautiful. I have to admit, I was wrong.
- Emotional Response: The clock made me feel… calm. It's like, all the years of knowing, not caring, and sometimes hating clocks, came to a point of connection and peace. This clock. It is beautiful. I could almost cry.
- Evening: Dinner at a cozy little cafe. The soup? Divine. The service? Painfully slow. Like, I considered learning Danish just to yell at the waiter, but I didn't. Instead, sat there, people-watching, and trying not to stare at the incredibly tall, impossibly stylish Danes. So, yeah, I just stared at them. It's a thing.
Day 2: Canals, Castles, and a Questionable Danish Pastry
- Morning: Started the day with coffee on the – ugh – tiny balcony. Seriously, I think I need a tiny ladder. Did a canal tour. Nice, relaxing. The architecture is stunning. The boats are adorable. The commentary? A bit dry. But hey, free history lesson, sort of.
- Quirky Observation: The sheer number of bikes in Copenhagen is astonishing. They're EVERYWHERE. Like, a bike-apocalypse waiting to happen. I almost got run over twice. The Danes are serious about biking.
- Afternoon: Rosenborg Castle! Gorgeous. Amazing. The crown jewels… are shiny. I spent an embarrassing amount of time staring at them. The gardens are perfect. I may, or may not, have pretended I was a royal. Don't judge. I didn't touch anything.
- Late Afternoon: Attempted a Danish pastry. Which is more delicious than you would ever imagine. This may be the best thing that I have ever tasted. I thought it was the only thing I would eat for the next couple of days.
- Evening: I planned to hit Tivoli Gardens, the famous amusement park. But, the weather forecast was a deluge, and I'm already exhausted. Went back to the apartment, ordered some take-out, and watched a Danish crime drama. The subtitles were a struggle, as usual.
Day 3: The Little Mermaid, and a Sudden Existential Crisis.
- Morning: The Little Mermaid. So, I knew she was small. But, like, really small. And she's… kinda sad-looking? The whole thing is a bit underwhelming. Then, there's a mass of tourists taking photos. I was one of them. I'm a hypocrite.
- Emotional Reaction: Why am I here? Is this all life is? To travel to see things that are… meh? Oh God. I'm having a travel-induced existential crisis. Must. Get. Coffee.
- Afternoon: Coffee. Needed it. Found a cute little cafe, and sat, staring out the window, pondering the meaning of life. And also, the best way to cross the street without getting run over by a bicycle. It took like an hour to decide to go on the street. I ended up walking down a tiny road.
- Evening: Decided to wander around Christianshavn, the hipster neighborhood. Funky vibe. Cool shops. Amazing street art. I saw some very beautiful buildings. The food, so far in Denmark has been spectacular.
- Double Down: Okay, okay, I need to tell you about the food. Forget the Little Mermaid. Forget the tiny balcony. Forget the bike-o-pocalypse. This food is… something else. I have to have the pastry again. I'm going back.
Day 4: Departure (and a final pastry, obviously)
- Morning: Woke up. Packed. Checked for the pastry. I had one left! Ate it with a tear in my eye. Drove to the airport with coffee in my hand.
- Afternoon: Bye, Copenhagen. I'm officially exhausted, slightly overwhelmed, and utterly charmed. I'll be back. Next time, I'm bringing a bigger balcony chair, a better map, and a serious plan to conquer the Danish pastries.
And that, my friends, is my slightly messy Copenhagen adventure. Would I go back? Absolutely. Would I plan it all perfectly? Never. Life's too short for perfect, and the Danes, too tall. Now, if you'll excuse me, I need a nap.
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Copenhagen DREAM Apartment: Parliament Views! ❤️ - (Probably Not Always a Dream) FAQs
Okay, seriously, is the view REALLY as good as the pictures? Asking for a friend (and...myself!).
Look, the pictures… they lie. Not *lie* lie, but they definitely employ some…optimistic angles. The view? It's good. *Really* good. When the sun hits the Parliament building (Christiansborg Palace, fancy pants!), and the canal shimmers… yeah, it's a dream. I spent like, an hour just staring out the window the first day. Like a total tourist, which, you know, I kinda was.
BUT! Here's the messy truth. Sometimes, it’s… a bit anticlimactic. Grey skies? Still pretty, but not *jaw-dropping*. Rain? Well, now you’re looking at a slightly depressing reflection of the building. And that tiny, TINY balcony? Forget about it. I tried to take a photo of myself with the Parliament in the background – almost fell off the balcony trying to get a good angle. Ended up with a picture of my chin and the back of a passing barge. So, yeah, the view is AMAZING, *mostly*. Buy a good raincoat.
Is the apartment actually *in* a good location? I'm tired of lugging suitcases over cobblestones for an hour.
YES! Okay, breathe. Yes. The location is GOLD. Seriously, golden paved gold. Right in the city centre. Everything’s walkable. The canal tours start like, right around the corner. Tivoli Gardens is (relatively) close. Food? Boutiques? All nearby! I actually walked everywhere! (Except for that one time I tried to take the metro and ended up slightly lost and very confused. But that's on *me*.)
One tiny, minor… *gripe*. Cobblestones. They're everywhere. And if you have a case with those tiny, useless wheels… Godspeed. I rolled my suitcase, gritting my teeth, and muttering under my breath. Felt like I was auditioning for a silent film. But hey, at least the cobblestones add character, right? (Says the person now looking for a chiropractor…)
How's the noise level? Copenhagen parties hard, right? I need sleep!
Okay, let's be frank. Copenhagen does indeed know how to party. And yes, the apartment IS central. This means…sometimes there's noise. Not necessarily ear-splitting, concert-level noise, but street noise. Happy people. Loud conversations. The occasional late-night karaoke session drifting in from a nearby pub. My fault really for not bringing earplugs!
I am a light sleeper, so the first night? Didn’t sleep a wink! Or, well, only in small, fragmented chunks. I lay there, listening to the sounds of the city. Eventually, I became strangely…fascinated. People laughing, the distant clang of bicycle bells… it was almost…charming. But also, I needed sleep. So, pack earplugs. Seriously. Your future, rested self will thank you.
Is the apartment actually *clean*? Because I've seen some Airbnbs...
Generally? YES! It was clean. Really, properly clean. Not a speck of dust in sight. Okay, maybe one tiny speck. But I'm being hypercritical. The kitchen was well-equipped, bathroom sparkling. I'd rate it a solid 9 out of 10 cleanliness-wise.
I did have one… moment. It involved a rogue coffee stain on the otherwise pristine white quilt. I'm not even going to explain HOW it happened. Let's just say I had a very close encounter with a particularly wobbly mug early one morning. I spent like, an hour trying to scrub it out before giving up and hiding it strategically. (Sorry, future guest! Hopefully it's gone by now.) But, overall, it was cleaner than my own apartment back home. Which is an achievement in itself.
What's the deal with the kitchen? Is it actually *useful*? I like to cook (sometimes...when I'm not eating meatballs).
The kitchen is…serviceable. It's got the basics. A hob, a microwave, a fridge. Enough to whip up a quick breakfast, or maybe even a slightly more ambitious meal if you're feeling energetic. I attempted a pasta carbonara one evening. It was edible, which is all that matters, right? The utensils were mostly there, although I swear, I spent half an hour looking for a decent spatula.
My biggest challenge? The coffee maker. It was… complicated. I consider myself fairly tech-savvy, but this thing… I just couldn't crack it. Ended up walking to a cafe every single morning, completely wired on caffeine. So, yes. The kitchen is useful. But maybe bring your own coffee maker. And a spatula. And a good espresso machine. Just in case. (I'm still bitter about the coffee.)
Anything I should *really* know before booking, besides the view and the cobblestones?
Okay, listen up. Here's the *real* insider info. First, the stairs. There are stairs. Lots of stairs. And they’re… narrow. And steep. If you have mobility issues, RUN. Seriously. Ask for a ground-floor apartment if you can. I lugged my suitcase up those death traps and was genuinely considering selling it. (Almost. It was a good suitcase.)
Second, the heating. Or lack thereof? Maybe it was me. I was cold for the first two days. Really, shivering-in-the-shower cold. Eventually, I figured it out, or the temperature changed, or maybe my blood just got used to the Scandinavian chill. Pack layers. Lots of layers. And invest in a sturdy pair of socks. You'll thank me. Third, and this is BIG: *embrace the Danish hygge*. Seriously. Get yourself some candles. Wrap yourself in a blanket. Sit in the window and watch the world go by. Because, despite the stairs, the tiny balcony, and the iffy coffee, it’s still a pretty amazing place to stay. And the view… oh, that view… it's (mostly) worth it. Just don't fall off the balcony.
Okay, last question: Would you stay there again? (Be honest!)
If I had the chance? Honestly? YES. Absolutely. Even with the stairs. Even with the potential for a cold snap. Even with my coffee-making incompetence. Because, despite the imperfectionsHotel Adventure
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